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RE: Derek Wilder Suspended
Article says he continued a "short distance" then crashed. Maybe he's just not good at riding a motorcycle.

(06-01-2017 06:45 AM)bit_9 Wrote:  We should ban kids from opening doors too. Have a dedicated English major follow then around.
That's stupid.

...it should be an art major.
06-01-2017 09:12 AM
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RE: Derek Wilder Suspended
(06-01-2017 09:12 AM)MonarchCAM Wrote:  Article says he continued a "short distance" then crashed. Maybe he's just not good at riding a motorcycle.

(06-01-2017 06:45 AM)bit_9 Wrote:  We should ban kids from opening doors too. Have a dedicated English major follow then around.
That's stupid.

...it should be an art major.

Of we could hire VCU grads to keep them off the streets.
06-01-2017 11:30 AM
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RE: Derek Wilder Suspended
(06-01-2017 11:30 AM)ODU2K1 Wrote:  
(06-01-2017 09:12 AM)MonarchCAM Wrote:  Article says he continued a "short distance" then crashed. Maybe he's just not good at riding a motorcycle.

(06-01-2017 06:45 AM)bit_9 Wrote:  We should ban kids from opening doors too. Have a dedicated English major follow then around.
That's stupid.

...it should be an art major.

Of we could hire VCU grads to keep them off the streets.

Why would we hire homeless people to keep our players off the streets?
06-01-2017 11:35 AM
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RE: Derek Wilder Suspended
(06-01-2017 09:12 AM)MonarchCAM Wrote:  Article says he continued a "short distance" then crashed. Maybe he's just not good at riding a motorcycle.

That's the defense I'd go with
06-01-2017 11:40 AM
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RE: Derek Wilder Suspended
"Your Honor, I plead my client is innocent of this charge. You see, he has a motorcycle with limited experience and lost control. He also forgot where the brakes were. I understand that as soon as you get your first gear shifting bicycle you know where the brakes are, but my client has never ridden a bicycle. Furthermore, he never saw the cop since he was so focused on figuring out how to not crash (which he did anyway) that he wasn't paying attention to his surroundings and never realized he was being pursued. His friend was trying to teach him."

Seems easy enough.
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(06-01-2017 12:00 PM)odu09 Wrote:  "Your Honor, I plead my client is innocent of this charge. You see, he has a motorcycle with limited experience and lost control. He also forgot where the brakes were. I understand that as soon as you get your first gear shifting bicycle you know where the brakes are, but my client has never ridden a bicycle. Furthermore, he never saw the cop since he was so focused on figuring out how to not crash (which he did anyway) that he wasn't paying attention to his surroundings and never realized he was being pursued. His friend was trying to teach him."

Seems easy enough.
Judge said: this is your client's second time here. Last time I reduced the charge from misdemeanor to traffic infraction. He got off easy doing 84mph the first time. 07-coffee3
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Derek Wilder Suspended
Hey we made the front page of USA Today sports and MSN!!

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RE: Derek Wilder Suspended
How come ODU Athletics only makes headlines when something bad or funny happens (JJ Hands in Pants or Brandon passing to the Bench)?
06-01-2017 12:30 PM
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(06-01-2017 12:30 PM)ODUODUODU Wrote:  How come ODU Athletics only makes headlines when something bad or funny happens (JJ Hands in Pants or Brandon passing to the Bench)?

Because it's more fun to read. It's unfortunate, but bad press usually travels farther than good press
06-01-2017 12:38 PM
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