CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump.

Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, Obama fired off a punishing fusillade of grammatically correct sentences, the likes of which the American people have not heard from the White House since he departed.

“He totally restricted his speech to complete sentences,” Tracy Klugian, a student at the event, said. “It was the most vicious takedown of Trump I’d ever seen.”

“About five or six sentences in, I noticed that all of his sentences had both nouns and verbs in them,” Carol Foyler, another student, said. “I couldn’t believe he was going after Trump like that.”

Obama’s blistering deployment of complete sentences clearly got under the skin of their intended target, who, moments after the event, responded with an angry tweet: “Obama bad (or sick) guy. Failing. Sad!”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...k-on-trump

#Truewinningismorethanasimpleonewordtweet.

#schadenfreude

I knew before I even clicked on the thread that it must have come from The New Yorker, the worst satire outlet in the world.

Remember when Obama's SOTU address was at an eighth grade reading level?

Hey!

Our President knows words! He knows the BEST words.

What the heck?

I remember back in the good ole' days when criticizing a President's speaking style was racist. So good to see the whole "Speak Truth To Power" back in vogue with liberals.






At least until a Dem is back in the White House, of course.

Makes me respect W more for staying out of the public eye after O's election.

I laughed

He steered clear of Trump for the resident righties who don't read anything other than IBDF.

Inforwars,Breitbart,Drudge,Fox

how many times did he stutter?

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Lol. The whole sanctimonius "we're smarter" thing worked so well this election cycle that they've decided to give it another go.

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(04-25-2017 08:14 AM)BlazerFan11 Wrote:  I knew before I even clicked on the thread that it must have come from The New Yorker, the worst satire outlet in the world.

Remember when Obama's SOTU address was at an eighth grade reading level?

I was thinking it was The Onion.

(04-25-2017 09:38 AM)ark30inf Wrote:  Lol. The whole sanctimonius "we're smarter" thing worked so well this election cycle that they've decided to give it another go.

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Obama is good with a teleprompter is the lasting legacy for the leftists. There is literally nothing they can hang their hat on. Self made Billionaire over Beta Cuck.

As Joe Biden told us: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,"

Funny thing is that George W nailed it when he noted "the bigotry of soft expectations."

(04-25-2017 09:43 AM)LeFlâneur Wrote:  As Joe Biden told us: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,"

"the first"

It was nice to see a mature male speak again. I understand if you kids don't understand.

(04-25-2017 09:47 AM)cb4029 Wrote:  It was nice to see a mature male speak again. I understand if you kids don't understand.

So you were listening to Mike Pence and missed the former narcissist in chief's rant?

(04-25-2017 09:47 AM)cb4029 Wrote:  It was nice to see a neutered metrosexual male recite a practiced speech again. I understand if you kids don't understand.

FIFY