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Ya mama got four legs and still can't square dance.

Ya mama breath so stank she has to put batteries in her tic tacs.

Ya mama so fat when she swam in the ocean Hawaii disappeared.

Ya mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
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Your feet are so big, you don't need water skis.

Your toenails are so long you can cut the grass by walking barefoot.
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Whenever I’m sad I just read my blood donor ID.

It always says “B
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The only thing Flat-Earthers fear is sphere itself.
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Where do Floridians wash their clothes?







In Fort Launderdale.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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A squirt gun was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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