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ncrdbl1 Offline
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Ten Little Tigers
Ten little Tigers Players went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were nine.

Nine little Tigers Players sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.

Eight little Tigers Players travelling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.

Seven little Tigers Players chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.

Six little Tigers Players playing with a hive;
A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.

Five little Tigers Players going in for law;
One got in Chancery and then there were four.

Four little Tigers Players going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.

Three little Tigers Players walking in the zoo;
A big bear hugged one and then there were two.

Two little Tigers Players sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up and then there was one.

One little Tigers Players left all alone;
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none.
04-10-2017 06:22 PM
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RE: Ten Little Tigers
So when are you ******* hanging yourself?

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04-10-2017 06:29 PM
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RE: Ten Little Tigers
classic racecar guy. smh.
04-10-2017 06:47 PM
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RE: Ten Little Tigers
Does Josh Pastners face hang over your glory hole.
04-10-2017 07:08 PM
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RE: Ten Little Tigers
I thought your back was hurt
04-10-2017 07:15 PM
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ncrdbl1 Offline
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RE: Ten Little Tigers
Though that post would go over the head of many of you.
04-10-2017 08:11 PM
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RE: Ten Little Tigers
It simply wasn't very witty or funny.

Not personal...but very lame.
04-10-2017 08:22 PM
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RE: Ten Little Tigers
(04-10-2017 08:11 PM)ncrdbl1 Wrote:  Though that post would go over the head of many of you.

Then why would you post it? When it comes to game you are lame.....
04-10-2017 08:25 PM
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RE: Ten Little Tigers
good effort

My humble suggestion - get out more, walk five a day

preferably outside, but if not, some quick laps around the kitchen table
04-10-2017 08:29 PM
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RE: Ten Little Tigers
(04-10-2017 08:29 PM)k2tigers Wrote:  good effort

My humble suggestion - get out more, walk five a day

preferably outside, but if not, some quick laps around the kitchen table

He just needs to make sure he is taking left turns as he is making laps.
04-10-2017 08:46 PM
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