1) How's that Trump White House investigation of the 5 million illegal voters going?
(Since the minions don't care if he lies, why should he?)
2) How's suing all those womern who said he groped them and grabbed their p*ssies?
(Since the minions don't care if he sexually assaults, why should he?)
3)Bill O'Really's new book contains advice on how men should treat womern
respectfully....(must be listed under "Fiction")
4)Trump said in June 2015, if elected, he would hardly ever leave the WH or take
vacations "because there is so much work to be done".
(since the minions don't care if he spends $10's of millions on our dime ea. weekend,
why should he?)
5)EPA opened investigation into which employee called Popsicle Head a "fockin' fascist".
(There are 174,338 suspects
)