Quote:Calling itself the “first sex dolls agency”, a company in Spain is offering hyper-realistic silicone dolls with “big boobs and “angelic faces” and a promise to satisfy clients for about $100.

Operating out of an apartment in Barcelona, Lumidolls has four high-end sex dolls—with different skin tones and appearances. They are “hard to distinguish from a real woman,” the company boasts. The dolls have oral, vaginal, and anal cavities “just like all women,” and can make the experience “pleasurable” and “exciting,” Lumidolls claims.

Visitors to Lumidolls are met by a receptionist, who shows them into a room equipped with a plasma TV with a selection of porn movies for a “unique experience.”

“The doll has everything you need to fulfill your fantasies,” the site explains. “Do not hesitate to provide us with all details to make your fantasy with the doll come true—from the setting of a place to the dress in which you would like to receive her.”

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I wonder if they could suck start a leaf blower?

Distribute these throughout the mid east, maybe then they would calm down a little. Also send some male version, just so everyone is included.

If I'm going to a whorehouse, I am having real actual sex. Can you imagine the creeps that are the clientelle?

who cleans these dolls? now that wud be a crappy job.... just sayin.


I bet it takes a wad off money to buy one of these dolls...

(03-06-2017 04:02 PM)EverRespect Wrote:  If I'm going to a whorehouse, I am having real actual sex. Can you imagine the creeps that are the clientelle?

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This could be one way to give a terrorist his 72 virgins.

Hyper-realistic? It's a damn plastic doll people. Save $100 and oil up a saran wrap glove.

(03-06-2017 03:50 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  Distribute these throughout the mid east, maybe then they would calm down a little.

They run out of sheep?

(03-06-2017 06:57 PM)LeFlâneur Wrote:  

(03-06-2017 03:50 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  Distribute these throughout the mid east, maybe then they would calm down a little.

They run out of sheep?

Getting a little bored.

(03-06-2017 07:01 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  

(03-06-2017 06:57 PM)LeFlâneur Wrote:  

(03-06-2017 03:50 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  Distribute these throughout the mid east, maybe then they would calm down a little.

They run out of sheep?

Getting a little bored.

Make hyper-realistic silicone sheep hind quarters and watch sales go through the hoof.

The morning radio show I listen to was talking about brothels seeing a big downturn because apps like Tinder have allowed men to get it on for free, and with expectations of what they look like. I guess we're seeing the market try and adapt.

(03-06-2017 07:01 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  

(03-06-2017 06:57 PM)LeFlâneur Wrote:  

(03-06-2017 03:50 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  Distribute these throughout the mid east, maybe then they would calm down a little.

They run out of sheep?

Getting a little bored.

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When they said automation would take away human jobs they meant it.

(03-06-2017 07:09 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  

(03-06-2017 07:01 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  

(03-06-2017 06:57 PM)LeFlâneur Wrote:  

(03-06-2017 03:50 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  Distribute these throughout the mid east, maybe then they would calm down a little.

They run out of sheep?

Getting a little bored.

Make hyper-realistic silicone sheep hind quarters and watch sales go through the hoof.

Do you know what the guys doing? He's putting lipstick and make up on them. Maybe later he'll put a hijab on them.

UCgrad, how did you know about the Saran Wrap and oil? Interesting. *rolling eyes*

(03-07-2017 07:57 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  

(03-06-2017 07:09 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  

(03-06-2017 07:01 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  Getting a little bored.

Make hyper-realistic silicone sheep hind quarters and watch sales go through the hoof.

Do you know what the guys doing? He's putting lipstick and make up on them. Maybe later he'll put a hijab on them.

UCgrad, how did you know about the Saran Wrap and oil? Interesting. *rolling eyes*

I don't know from personal experience but it would seem to be a cheaper alternative if you're into that kind of thing. I realize some dudes like the thrill of a silicone doll in a whore house so the saran chop-n-bop won't do.

(03-06-2017 04:02 PM)EverRespect Wrote:  If I'm going to a whorehouse, I am having real actual sex. Can you imagine the creeps that are the clientelle?

I'm not even doing that.

I know its not a big deal for some guys, but I would be incapable of preforming with a woman I had to pay.

(03-08-2017 06:34 AM)ericsrevenge76 Wrote:  

(03-06-2017 04:02 PM)EverRespect Wrote:  If I'm going to a whorehouse, I am having real actual sex. Can you imagine the creeps that are the clientelle?

I'm not even doing that.

I know its not a big deal for some guys, but I would be incapable of preforming with a woman I had to pay.

I've never been to one and I don't endorse it, just saying if it ever came to that, I sure as schit wouldn't be paying to phuck a doll.

(03-06-2017 08:41 PM)Hood-rich Wrote:  

(03-06-2017 07:01 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  

(03-06-2017 06:57 PM)LeFlâneur Wrote:  

(03-06-2017 03:50 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  Distribute these throughout the mid east, maybe then they would calm down a little.

They run out of sheep?

Getting a little bored.

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So, if a dude is screwing dolls, is he technically cheating on his wife?

(03-08-2017 09:01 AM)VA49er Wrote:  So, if a dude is screwing dolls, is he technically cheating on his wife?

If he is married and screwing dolls I'd say his marriage was over a long time ago anyway.