I, Tulane, have a question...to answer your question. As you, Tulane, travel to...Cincinnati...by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Tulane, show self-pity? DO YOU, Tulane, try to reason why? Do you, Tulane, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?

Or do you, Tulane, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Tulane. Assume the controls, Tulane. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, TULANE! Push yourself to total self-destruction. As you realize, Tulane, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it, Cincinnati. Do you, Tulane, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Tulane, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, TULANE!

You, Tulane, must self-destruct so that you will know, Tulane, who is...The Chose One. FOR TULANE, Cincinnati is not the Chosen One...that you speak of. Cincinnati is not. Cincinnati, Tulane is...the only...one...

Damn. Getting a wee bit darker as we go. I like it.

It has become self-aware and decidedly more homicidal.

your brain has been thru the wringer, the wringer

Ah, I see Duane has begun assimilating his optimism with the general mood pervading this board.

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Normal? Nothing about this guy is normal.

Thanks for starting my weekends off the right way

(12-30-2016 01:38 PM)DuaneNorman Wrote:  I, Tulane, have a question...to answer your question. As you, Tulane, travel to...Cincinnati...by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Tulane, show self-pity? DO YOU, Tulane, try to reason why? Do you, Tulane, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?

Or do you, Tulane, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Tulane. Assume the controls, Tulane. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, TULANE! Push yourself to total self-destruction. As you realize, Tulane, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it, Cincinnati. Do you, Tulane, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Tulane, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, TULANE!

You, Tulane, must self-destruct so that you will know, Tulane, who is...The Chose One. FOR TULANE, Cincinnati is not the Chosen One...that you speak of. Cincinnati is not. Cincinnati, Tulane is...the only...one...

Duane, are there 73 virgins awaiting Tulane?

duane's growth into manhood was when he was sexually assaulted by a stuffed thanksgiving day turkey. duane's not real right?

(12-30-2016 05:27 PM)chatcat Wrote:  

(12-30-2016 01:38 PM)DuaneNorman Wrote:  I, Tulane, have a question...to answer your question. As you, Tulane, travel to...Cincinnati...by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Tulane, show self-pity? DO YOU, Tulane, try to reason why? Do you, Tulane, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?

Or do you, Tulane, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Tulane. Assume the controls, Tulane. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, TULANE! Push yourself to total self-destruction. As you realize, Tulane, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it, Cincinnati. Do you, Tulane, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Tulane, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, TULANE!

You, Tulane, must self-destruct so that you will know, Tulane, who is...The Chose One. FOR TULANE, Cincinnati is not the Chosen One...that you speak of. Cincinnati is not. Cincinnati, Tulane is...the only...one...

Duane, are there 73 virgins awaiting Tulane?

73 raisins

Masterful

Enough people on here knock the conference, and I'll admit, I didn't think I could get up for a game vs. them, Tulane. But, after reading this, I'm now FIRED UP FOR THEM, TULANE. They, Tulane, are clearly in for a world of hurt