Double Eagle
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Eagle Beaver on hunger strike again...Need help...
Eagle Beaver is at it again.Yet another hunger strike. ( no, not at the bowling alley..) He is refusing to eat until he gets the bowl game he wants which is vs Memphis in any bowl, even the Carlsbad Cavern Bowl if that's what it takes...
...So here the deal. Looking for donations of food and canned goods for the starving Eagle Beaver so he can recover from the strike..( note: cash accepted too. Matter of fact it is preferable..)
...Also the boys in Vegas have established an over/ under for EBs hunger strike should one wish to partake of a bit of gambling...Most so far have taken the under with the line established at 6 hours...( Another note: EB is not good at hunger strikes and usually folds at the first sight of a Whataburger, but we give him credit for trying...All he lacks is willpower..)
...So there we have it and hopes that EBs strike can cause the committee to give us Memphis..Time will tell, so hurry and call Vegas to get down on the under..It is a lock...
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11-27-2016 09:44 PM |
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usmstang
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RE: Eagle Beaver on hunger strike again...Need help...
I'm a heartless fiscal conservative, no donations from me...about to toss some deer back strap on the grill just for good measure. Lol
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11-27-2016 09:59 PM |
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eaglebeaver
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RE: Eagle Beaver on hunger strike again...Need help...
(11-27-2016 09:44 PM)Double Eagle Wrote: Eagle Beaver is at it again.Yet another hunger strike. ( no, not at the bowling alley..) He is refusing to eat until he gets the bowl game he wants which is vs Memphis in any bowl, even the Carlsbad Cavern Bowl if that's what it takes...
...So here the deal. Looking for donations of food and canned goods for the starving Eagle Beaver so he can recover from the strike..( note: cash accepted too. Matter of fact it is preferable..)
...Also the boys in Vegas have established an over/ under for EBs hunger strike should one wish to partake of a bit of gambling...Most so far have taken the under with the line established at 6 hours...( Another note: EB is not good at hunger strikes and usually folds at the first sight of a Whataburger, but we give him credit for trying...All he lacks is willpower..)
...So there we have it and hopes that EBs strike can cause the committee to give us Memphis..Time will tell, so hurry and call Vegas to get down on the under..It is a lock...
Carlsbad Cavern Bowl...played at 5,000 feet underground.....Juan Cox's nasal tone voice will start a 9.5 earthquake that'll make the one in that "San Andres" movie look like a widdle paper cut...
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11-27-2016 10:20 PM |
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Double Eagle
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RE: Eagle Beaver on hunger strike again...Need help...
(11-27-2016 10:20 PM)eaglebeaver Wrote: (11-27-2016 09:44 PM)Double Eagle Wrote: Eagle Beaver is at it again.Yet another hunger strike. ( no, not at the bowling alley..) He is refusing to eat until he gets the bowl game he wants which is vs Memphis in any bowl, even the Carlsbad Cavern Bowl if that's what it takes...
...So here the deal. Looking for donations of food and canned goods for the starving Eagle Beaver so he can recover from the strike..( note: cash accepted too. Matter of fact it is preferable..)
...Also the boys in Vegas have established an over/ under for EBs hunger strike should one wish to partake of a bit of gambling...Most so far have taken the under with the line established at 6 hours...( Another note: EB is not good at hunger strikes and usually folds at the first sight of a Whataburger, but we give him credit for trying...All he lacks is willpower..)
...So there we have it and hopes that EBs strike can cause the committee to give us Memphis..Time will tell, so hurry and call Vegas to get down on the under..It is a lock...
Great drive out to the Cavern Bowl though...Juan Cox and the the crew can stay at the Alien Inn just north of Roswell....
Carlsbad Cavern Bowl...played at 5,000 feet underground.....Juan Cox's nasal tone voice will start a 9.5 earthquake that'll make the one in that "San Andres" movie look like a widdle paper cut...
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11-29-2016 11:36 AM |
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Double Eagle
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RE: Eagle Beaver on hunger strike again...Need help...
(11-27-2016 09:59 PM)usmstang Wrote: I'm a heartless fiscal conservative, no donations from me...about to toss some deer back strap on the grill just for good measure. Lol
Don't let ol EB starve...Save a piece or two for him..He's losing weight..
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11-29-2016 11:38 AM |
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