RE: The 32 Days of Firing
On the 1st Day of Firing, my Head Coach gave to me,
A gameday headset prop tuned to Waylon Jennings
Second half disasters
Loss in front of 5 people in Tulsa
Pretend sideline emotion
No bowl rings
four wins this season
nineteen point dog to Tulsa
the AD's hands a wringing
another blowout loss
Running backs self-substituting
a sub .500 season
a Mo and Lance blaming,
star running back regressing,
a bunch of lame excuses,
a promise to practice better,
Fans with pitchforks and lanterns,
A program on a jog not a run,
Clueless gameplan scheming,
10 Touchdownless quarters,
Chi-poetley sauce from my good friends at Montgomery Inn,
another reason to look forward to basketball season,
a quarterback conundrum,
No more Bowlcation,
a Temple band that's loud,
You can't win em' all every year,
a recruiting class in the dumpster,
a we teach em' to tackle high,
an O-Line not blocking,
a bunch of unpreparing,
assistant coaches sucking,
some hokey tribal dancing,
and a
<sniff> Go to hell and get a job
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