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Post: #41
RE: The 32 Days of Firing
On the 5th Day of Firing, my Head Coach gave to me,

No bowl rings
four wins this season
nineteen point dog to Tulsa
the AD's hands a wringing
another blowout loss
Running backs self-substituting
a sub .500 season
a Mo and Lance blaming,
star running back regressing,
a bunch of lame excuses,
a promise to practice better,
Fans with pitchforks and lanterns,
A program on a jog not a run,
Clueless gameplan scheming,
10 Touchdownless quarters,
Chi-poetley sauce from my good friends at Montgomery Inn,
another reason to look forward to basketball season,
a quarterback conundrum,
No more Bowlcation,
a Temple band that's loud,
You can't win em' all every year,
a recruiting class in the dumpster,
a we teach em' to tackle high,
an O-Line not blocking,
a bunch of unpreparing,
assistant coaches sucking,
some hokey tribal dancing,
and a
<sniff> Go to hell and get a job
 
(This post was last modified: 11-26-2016 12:38 AM by WalterSobchak.)
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RE: The 32 Days of Firing
On the 4th Day of Firing, my Head Coach gave to me,
Pretend sideline emotion
No bowl rings
four wins this season
nineteen point dog to Tulsa
the AD's hands a wringing
another blowout loss
Running backs self-substituting
a sub .500 season
a Mo and Lance blaming,
star running back regressing,
a bunch of lame excuses,
a promise to practice better,
Fans with pitchforks and lanterns,
A program on a jog not a run,
Clueless gameplan scheming,
10 Touchdownless quarters,
Chi-poetley sauce from my good friends at Montgomery Inn,
another reason to look forward to basketball season,
a quarterback conundrum,
No more Bowlcation,
a Temple band that's loud,
You can't win em' all every year,
a recruiting class in the dumpster,
a we teach em' to tackle high,
an O-Line not blocking,
a bunch of unpreparing,
assistant coaches sucking,
some hokey tribal dancing,
and a
<sniff> Go to hell and get a job
[/quote]
 
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RE: The 32 Days of Firing
On the 3rd Day of Firing, my Head Coach gave to me,

Loss in front of 5 people in Tulsa
Pretend sideline emotion
No bowl rings
four wins this season
nineteen point dog to Tulsa
the AD's hands a wringing
another blowout loss
Running backs self-substituting
a sub .500 season
a Mo and Lance blaming,
star running back regressing,
a bunch of lame excuses,
a promise to practice better,
Fans with pitchforks and lanterns,
A program on a jog not a run,
Clueless gameplan scheming,
10 Touchdownless quarters,
Chi-poetley sauce from my good friends at Montgomery Inn,
another reason to look forward to basketball season,
a quarterback conundrum,
No more Bowlcation,
a Temple band that's loud,
You can't win em' all every year,
a recruiting class in the dumpster,
a we teach em' to tackle high,
an O-Line not blocking,
a bunch of unpreparing,
assistant coaches sucking,
some hokey tribal dancing,
and a
<sniff> Go to hell and get a job
[/quote]
 
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RE: The 32 Days of Firing
On the 2nd Day of Firing, my Head Coach gave to me,

Second half disasters
Loss in front of 5 people in Tulsa
Pretend sideline emotion
No bowl rings
four wins this season
nineteen point dog to Tulsa
the AD's hands a wringing
another blowout loss
Running backs self-substituting
a sub .500 season
a Mo and Lance blaming,
star running back regressing,
a bunch of lame excuses,
a promise to practice better,
Fans with pitchforks and lanterns,
A program on a jog not a run,
Clueless gameplan scheming,
10 Touchdownless quarters,
Chi-poetley sauce from my good friends at Montgomery Inn,
another reason to look forward to basketball season,
a quarterback conundrum,
No more Bowlcation,
a Temple band that's loud,
You can't win em' all every year,
a recruiting class in the dumpster,
a we teach em' to tackle high,
an O-Line not blocking,
a bunch of unpreparing,
assistant coaches sucking,
some hokey tribal dancing,
and a
<sniff> Go to hell and get a job
 
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RE: The 32 Days of Firing
On the 1st Day of Firing, my Head Coach gave to me,

A gameday headset prop tuned to Waylon Jennings
Second half disasters
Loss in front of 5 people in Tulsa
Pretend sideline emotion
No bowl rings
four wins this season
nineteen point dog to Tulsa
the AD's hands a wringing
another blowout loss
Running backs self-substituting
a sub .500 season
a Mo and Lance blaming,
star running back regressing,
a bunch of lame excuses,
a promise to practice better,
Fans with pitchforks and lanterns,
A program on a jog not a run,
Clueless gameplan scheming,
10 Touchdownless quarters,
Chi-poetley sauce from my good friends at Montgomery Inn,
another reason to look forward to basketball season,
a quarterback conundrum,
No more Bowlcation,
a Temple band that's loud,
You can't win em' all every year,
a recruiting class in the dumpster,
a we teach em' to tackle high,
an O-Line not blocking,
a bunch of unpreparing,
assistant coaches sucking,
some hokey tribal dancing,
and a
<sniff> Go to hell and get a job
 
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Bravo Rath, Bravo! 03-lmfao You saved the best for last.
 
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RE: The 32 Days of Firing
(11-28-2016 07:26 PM)WalterSobchak Wrote:  Bravo Rath, Bravo! 03-lmfao You saved the best for last.

He must have been at the Town Hall. I told Bohn that we joked about Tommy listening to C&W music on his headset.
 
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RE: The 32 Days of Firing
(11-28-2016 07:26 PM)WalterSobchak Wrote:  Bravo Rath, Bravo! 03-lmfao You saved the best for last.

I had forgotten the waylon Jennings joke. Honky Tonk Heroes like tubs.
 
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[Image: usa-today-8894146.0.jpg]

"Would someone down on the sidelines tell Coach to turn down the Waylon tune and let us know if he wants to go for it here or punt?"
 
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[Image: Tommy-Tuberville-Cincinnati.jpg]

"What down and distance are we again?"
 
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"See that fat guy in the red shirt over there? No, off to my right. Yeah. Yeah, that's the one who keeps booing the players."
 
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"I see the group you're talking about but I can't throw them out for taunting you. That will have to come from your stadium personnel."
 
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"I give up. Coach is not facing the field. He won't respond to me in the headset. Does anyone know what he's staring at?"
 
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