Dear Gunner:

Tuberville tried to kill you last year with his stupid "read option" just as all of the other UC coaches tried to kill Kay, Legaux, Pike, and this year, Moore.

Don't fall for it.

This "offense" is not an offense. It's a Chinese Fire Drill. No disrespect meant to the Chinese or to fire safety practices.

Throw the ball or hand the ball off. Every play. Do not run the ball. No future in it.

Use that Cannon that is attached to your right shoulder to destroy ECU vertically. Zack Taylor will not understand when he sees the ball thrown down the field at high velocity. Don't worry about this. He will come to understand as he learns more about Football.

We know that you will try your best. Have fun and protect yourself.

The NFL awaits.