It looks like ESPN found another version of this that included Bowlsbys notes on each item!
Do:
• Indicate the Board arrived at a "Unanimous Consensus."
Quote:Leave out the part where we have to start each meeting with a game of "Bevo Says"
• [Say] the Board was unanimous in its desire and commitment to stay at 10 members.
Quote:This sounds much better than "No good P5 program wants to join!"
• Refer to the conference as equal to our peer group.
Quote:Be vague here and don't say exactly who our "peer group" is
• Revenue alone does not win championships.
Quote:point to the UT athletic department as proof of this if questioned on this point
• We are not going to publicly discuss consideration details.
Quote:Boren, I swear to God...
• We were exhaustive in our research.
Quote:Plays much better than " we asked UT and OU if they could sell season tickets for these candidates"
• We have the most competitive competition model in college sports.
Quote:Try to ignore anyone pointing out that entire goal of adding more teams is to get away from this model as quickly as possible
• Refer to 2024-25 as an opportunity to explore the media landscape and how to use new technologies to deliver content to our fans.
Quote:Try to spin our lack of a network as a good thing. Were not the losers who are the only power league without one because the networks dont think we're worth it! Were bold pioneers who are ahead of the next technology curve....someone will buy that.
• The sunset of our Grant of Rights agreements allows the Conference to be in an active marketplace.
Quote:Try to make it seem like we're going to be "confident buyers" rather than "desperate sellers" in said future marketplace
• Expansion is no longer an active agenda item.
Quote:Unless they start questioning us again about why we've done nothing to punish Baylor, then its "back on"
Don't:
• Say we are at a competitive disadvantage.
Quote:ESPN does this enough already
• Say revenue determines strength.
Quote:The SEC is announcing their revenue next week and its gonna make us look like were running a lemonade stand
• Say expansion is dilutive.
Quote:Hey are TCU and WVU getting full shares yet?
• Say candidates were not deemed Power 5 worthy.
Quote:Say that it's "us" and not "them"
• Refer to any specific expansion candidate/school by name.
Quote:Or derogatory nicknames like "Coog High"...Looking at you Bevo
• Indicate that TV influenced decision.
Quote:Yes I know, just try not to giggle or laugh too much when you say this
• [Say] we are psychologically disadvantaged.
Quote:Dammit Boren, again!
• Discuss 2024-25 as a grant of rights issues.[/quote]
Quote:But if pressed, at least dont refer to it as "throwing women and children off the lifeboat in a desperate attempt to flee the Titanic as it sinks...looking at you Pollard