(10-05-2016 10:21 AM)Stay Cool Wrote:  

(10-04-2016 01:10 PM)mturn017 Wrote:  

(10-04-2016 12:29 PM)EagNBran Wrote:  All I wanted was some good attendance smack, but I find math. I get to see this only so long each year. Why all the percentages and not enough he said she said?

USM fills it's stadium with paid protesters from the DNC.
UTSA obviously uses fried chicken to lure fans in.
UTEP has "handjobs on the hill" specials to inflate their attendance
Marshall "has dirt" on everyone in town and blackmails them into coming to games
Everybody else, whatever you're doing isn't working.


This is NOT "a thing". I went to the UTEP game this year and anytime you mention anything with the word JOB in it people flee. Could explain the attendance.

Is... is that a thing?

(please schedule a home and home with NIU...)

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(10-06-2016 09:54 AM)southernbirds67 Wrote:  

(10-05-2016 10:21 AM)Stay Cool Wrote:  

(10-04-2016 01:10 PM)mturn017 Wrote:  

(10-04-2016 12:29 PM)EagNBran Wrote:  All I wanted was some good attendance smack, but I find math. I get to see this only so long each year. Why all the percentages and not enough he said she said?

USM fills it's stadium with paid protesters from the DNC.
UTSA obviously uses fried chicken to lure fans in.
UTEP has "handjobs on the hill" specials to inflate their attendance
Marshall "has dirt" on everyone in town and blackmails them into coming to games
Everybody else, whatever you're doing isn't working.


This is NOT "a thing". I went to the UTEP game this year and anytime you mention anything with the word JOB in it people flee. Could explain the attendance.

Is... is that a thing?

(please schedule a home and home with NIU...)

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Hey southernbirds7, I assume you wrote the highlighted portion. First, the attendance was awful because the fans at the Army game witnessed the worst football ever played anywhere by the home team. Second, what the hell was the meaning of your "fleeing" from the mention of the word JOB? Care to clarify that? This thread was pretty funny up to that point.