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Jason Voorhees to LSU
After an interview Jason he will be taking a stab at the LSU job. He said he was very confident in his offensive game plan. Which he believes will allow him to cut down on the penalties as well as slice and dice defenses.

He also hopes to slash the time of possession in half with a hurry up offense. Ultimately he is looking for his offense to strike terror into opposing defenses.

Sounds like he might make a good coach.
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Kill kill kill now now now
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Well at least you know there will not be any player rape scandals. In the movies every time two people get it on Jason winds up impaling both of them.
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(09-28-2016 03:40 PM)CliftonAve Wrote:  Well at least you know there will not be any player rape scandals. In the movies every time two people get it on Jason winds up impaling both of them.

Yup jason has stated any rape culture that may exist will not survive under his tenure.
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(09-28-2016 03:51 PM)Westhoff123 Wrote:  
(09-28-2016 03:40 PM)CliftonAve Wrote:  Well at least you know there will not be any player rape scandals. In the movies every time two people get it on Jason winds up impaling both of them.

Yup jason has stated any rape culture that may exist will not survive under his tenure.

What about basketball players at Baylor?


Too soon?
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(09-28-2016 03:53 PM)Pony94 Wrote:  
(09-28-2016 03:51 PM)Westhoff123 Wrote:  
(09-28-2016 03:40 PM)CliftonAve Wrote:  Well at least you know there will not be any player rape scandals. In the movies every time two people get it on Jason winds up impaling both of them.

Yup jason has stated any rape culture that may exist will not survive under his tenure.

What about basketball players at Baylor?


Too soon?

Well he ain't coaching Baylor or basketball so who knows. He tends to change his opinion on things alot depending on what his mom tells him.
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What did the average, illiterate LSU fan say to Les Miles?

(09-28-2016 03:35 PM)FUB Wrote:  Kill kill kill now now now

http://fansided.com/2016/09/17/les-miles...reats-lsu/
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Not buying it. LSU doesn't have a hockey team.

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(09-28-2016 02:58 PM)Westhoff123 Wrote:  After an interview Jason he will be taking a stab at the LSU job. He said he was very confident in his offensive game plan. Which he believes will allow him to cut down on the penalties as well as slice and dice defenses.

He also hopes to slash the time of possession in half with a hurry up offense. Ultimately he is looking for his offense to strike terror into opposing defenses.

Sounds like he might make a good coach.

He will slice and dice through SEC Defenses. He'll also be good with the players; a real cut up!
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Michael Myers as OC or DC?
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You might not want to watch their game tape if he hires Samara as his offensive coordinator as expected.
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(09-28-2016 02:58 PM)Westhoff123 Wrote:  After an interview Jason he will be taking a stab at the LSU job. He said he was very confident in his offensive game plan. Which he believes will allow him to cut down on the penalties as well as slice and dice defenses.

He also hopes to slash the time of possession in half with a hurry up offense. Ultimately he is looking for his offense to strike terror into opposing defenses.

Sounds like he might make a good coach.

He should hire Briles as his offensive coordinator, than a decent defensive coordinator and he's good to go.
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Will he have the team ready on Saturday the 14th games?
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(09-28-2016 04:47 PM)aTxTIGER Wrote:  You might not want to watch their game tape if he hires Samara as his offensive coordinator as expected.

I hear its a real killer.... He also plans on getting championship ring ideas from her.
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(09-28-2016 04:57 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  Will he have the team ready on Saturday the 14th games?

Those will be let down days unfortunately.
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(09-28-2016 03:35 PM)FUB Wrote:  Kill kill kill now now now




Your post made me think of this lol
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(09-28-2016 05:57 PM)Jugnaut Wrote:  
(09-28-2016 03:35 PM)FUB Wrote:  Kill kill kill now now now




Your post made me think of this lol

Those are the special teams coaches.
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Mikal Myers is already at Uconn
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(09-29-2016 09:49 AM)shere khan Wrote:  Mikal Myers is already at Uconn

Diaco thinks thats ridiculous!
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