Bearcats#1
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USF Bull Piratres
I just had a great idea....
It is really lame that the USF Bulls play in a stadium with pirate themes, a giant pirate ship, etc. Nobody gets it and they shouldn't because it just doesn't work.
However, I have the solution:
Change your name to the USF Bull Pirates. You dress your mascot up as a pirate, and then the stadium all of a sudden kind of works. Sure, it's lame, but still better than being the Bulls in a giant pirate stadium. I mean, who says a Bull couldn't also be a pirate? You think humans are the only things that can be pirates? Give him an eye patch, a peg leg, etc.
Maybe have him get on that pirate ship during games etc.
![[Image: Pirate-Cow.png]](http://www.farmable.me/images/cows/Pirate-Cow.png)
Just trying to help....
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| 09-03-2016 05:56 AM |
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SublimeKnight
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RE: USF Bull Piratres
New mascot being field tested?
![[Image: 10198708345_c1f6c86236_z.jpg]](https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2827/10198708345_c1f6c86236_z.jpg)
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Westhoff123
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USF Bull Piratres
(09-03-2016 05:56 AM)Bearcats#1 Wrote: I just had a great idea....
It is really lame that the USF Bulls play in a stadium with pirate themes, a giant pirate ship, etc. Nobody gets it and they shouldn't because it just doesn't work.
However, I have the solution:
Change your name to the USF Bull Pirates. You dress your mascot up as a pirate, and then the stadium all of a sudden kind of works. Sure, it's lame, but still better than being the Bulls in a giant pirate stadium. I mean, who says a Bull couldn't also be a pirate? You think humans are the only things that can be pirates? Give him an eye patch, a peg leg, etc.
Maybe have him get on that pirate ship during games etc.
Just trying to help....
Bruh.... dis be awesome moooarrrggghh!!!!
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goodknightfl
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RE: USF Bull Piratres
Buccabull
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Chappy
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USF Bull Piratres
When the Bull Pirates play the Gator Knights, there will be mass confusion.
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shere khan
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RE: USF Bull Piratres
(09-03-2016 05:56 AM)Bearcats#1 Wrote: I just had a great idea....
It is really lame that the USF Bulls play in a stadium with pirate themes, a giant pirate ship, etc. Nobody gets it and they shouldn't because it just doesn't work.
However, I have the solution:
Change your name to the USF Bull Pirates. You dress your mascot up as a pirate, and then the stadium all of a sudden kind of works. Sure, it's lame, but still better than being the Bulls in a giant pirate stadium. I mean, who says a Bull couldn't also be a pirate? You think humans are the only things that can be pirates? Give him an eye patch, a peg leg, etc.
Maybe have him get on that pirate ship during games etc.
Just trying to help....
Thats a pretty serious set of teats on that bull. Not that theres anything wrong with that. Yikes.
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Fo Shizzle
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RE: USF Bull Piratres
(09-03-2016 06:15 AM)SublimeKnight Wrote: New mascot being field tested?
Are those the Knights...Queens?
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Bearcats#1
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RE: USF Bull Piratres
(09-03-2016 06:15 AM)SublimeKnight Wrote: New mascot being field tested?
lol just saw this
make the Bull a Pirate Bull, stick him on the pirate ship, call it good
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jaredf29
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RE: USF Bull Piratres
(09-05-2016 04:37 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote: (09-03-2016 06:15 AM)SublimeKnight Wrote: New mascot being field tested?
Are those the Knights...Queens?
You're doing great.
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