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Shouldn't everyone brag about their university's athletic accomplishments?
OK, then..I will!

(Especially since all the negative nancys on the "internets" are barraging us daily about how the "Big Boys" of the NCAA have all the talent)

Roll Call Pleeeeeeze!!

Tori Bowie from lil' Ol' USM is a Olympic gold favorite in be-u-tiful, tropical, exotic, skanky Rio de Janeiro...

Jamie Collins (NE Patriots) from lil' ol' USM just named best OLB in the NFL...

Brian Dozier (Minn Twins) from lil' ol' USM is making a run right now to be a two-time
American League All-Star...

Jamierra Faulkner (Chicargo Sky) from lil' ol' USM is one of the best guards in the
WNBA...

Oh yeah...some guy named Brett Favray...err Brett Favor...err whatever...from lil' ol' USM joins our very own Ray Guy in the NFL Hall Of Fame velly shortly.

So C-USA brethren, be proud of your team...we all can't be Alabama or LSU fans, most of whom have never been to Tuscaloosa or Baton Rouge ('cause they don't know where it is04-cheers) ....and give all of us a shout out on the good things your
athletic programs are accomplishing.

Addendum: I don't think I made anything up, cherry picked or lied about any of the above results (I'll let The Donald handle that kinda stuff all by hisself!03-hissyfit).
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I guess someone finally discovered the internet today
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Nah..just breaking things in a bit, This will be my last post of the day....sorry a bah humbug troller like yourself gives a shat..

have a nice day "brother" USM fan
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(07-03-2016 11:58 AM)GCEagle Wrote:  I guess someone finally discovered the internet today

Oh joy.
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RE: Shouldn't everyone brag about their university's athletic accomplishments?
Funny, the same ol' same ol' is rehashed on here constantly...yet when a newbie comes in peace with a little more re-hashing, a couple of USM fans who think they own this site are horrified and offended.

Speaking of arrogant!!!! Did I come play in your personal sandbox?

Sorry if I'm stealing some of your thunder (which is more like a Fart in the wind03-lmfao)...

It only takes a few minutes with so-called fans on websites like this to see why USM sucks hind teet..
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self portrait I assume?03-hissyfit
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I'll be doggone if I don't know you!!03-shhhh

(kinda also looks like my homecoming date at USM) whatta a tail though
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I'll bite...

USM's Trophy Case of Power 5 Scalps 04-chairshot

SEC
Alabama ☠☠☠
Auburn ☠☠☠☠
Georgia ☠
LSU ☠
Ole Miss ☠☠☠☠☠☠
Mississippi State ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

ACC
Florida State ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
Louisville ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
Pittsburg ☠
Virginia ☠☠
Virginia Tech ☠☠☠
North Carolina State ☠☠

BIG 12
Kansas ☠
Oklahoma State ☠☠
TCU ☠☠

BIG 10
Illinois ☠☠
Nebraska ☠
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My kinda post born in the burg (me too, by the by).....This Bud's for you fella...and to quote Humphrey Bogart (so it won't sound too g@y), "this could be the start of a beautiful relationship"..

and this time, I'm really outta here so everyone be board on this board until I return..04-cheers
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(07-03-2016 02:06 PM)born in the burg Wrote:  I'll bite...

USM's Trophy Case of Power 5 Scalps 04-chairshot

SEC
Alabama ☠☠☠
Auburn ☠☠☠☠
Georgia ☠
LSU ☠
Ole Miss ☠☠☠☠☠☠
Mississippi State ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

ACC
Florida State ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
Louisville ☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
Pittsburg ☠
Virginia ☠☠
Virginia Tech ☠☠☠
North Carolina State ☠☠

BIG 12
Kansas ☠
Oklahoma State ☠☠
TCU ☠☠

BIG 10
Illinois ☠☠
Nebraska ☠

And, just for fun, since the AAC is a Power 6 Conference, I will post our all-time records against them. Emphasis is placed on those who "passed us by" who by and large, were and still are our punk b*tch*s:

USM vs. Current AAC (122-62-2) 03-nutkick

Navy 1-0-0

Tulane 23-7-0 03-lmfao

South Florida 3-1-0

UCF 6-2-0 03-lmfao

SMU 3-1-0

East Carolina 27-12-0 03-lmfao

Houston 9-5-0

Memphis 40-22-1 03-lmfao

And to keep it "fair and balanced," those who have "passed us by" who each have a commanding 1-game edge on us:

Cincinnati 7-8-0 03-puke

Tulsa 3-4-1 03-banghead


And finally, our composite record against the teams that make up current "G-4" conferences:

Sunbelt: 61-20 (thanks mostly to our OWNAGE of Laffy)

[b]MWC:[/b] 11-8

MAC: 3-4 03-hissyfit (thanks mostly to a 1-3 record against Bowling Green01-wingedeagle)

***C-USA: 62-44 -- Far from dominating... much more even than our record against the schools that "passed us by." Most of our wins against the current C-USA are over one team- Louisiana Tech (32-15) COGS

***The latest edition of C-USA is by far our low-point. There are 3 programs (collapsed into 2) that we have NEVER beaten:

Middle Tennessee: 0-3 03-weeping

F_U: 0-2 03-puke

There are 2 (collapsed to 1) teams that we are .500 against:

UT _ _ : 6-6 03-zzz

We have a WINNING record over 5 current teams, a LOSING record against 5 teams, and a NEUTRAL record against 2 teams. We are the very definition of pedestrian in this conference.
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Jesus, has David St been incarnated?
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Nobody is unaware of USM's history on the gridiron. That said, since we live in the current, not the past, here are the records against the current membership of CUSA.

UAB..... 10-5
UNCC.... 1-0
FAU...... 0-1
FIU....... 0-1
LaTech.. 32-15
MTSU..... 0-3
Marshall. 5-6
NTSU..... 6-4
ODU..... 1-0
Rice.... 2-4
UTEP... 4-4
UTSA... 1-1
WKU... 0-2

Wining records against 5 teams. .500 against 2 teams. Losing record against 6 teams. Not seeing a lot to be arrogant about.
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(07-03-2016 02:39 PM)usmbacker Wrote:  Nobody is unaware of USM's history on the gridiron. That said, since we live in the current, not the past, here are the records against the current membership of CUSA.

UAB..... 10-5
UNCC.... 1-0
FAU...... 0-1
FIU....... 0-1
LaTech.. 32-15
MTSU..... 0-3
Marshall. 5-6
NTSU..... 6-4
ODU..... 1-0
Rice.... 2-4
UTEP... 4-4
UTSA... 1-1
WKU... 0-2

Wining records against 5 teams. .500 against 2 teams. Losing record against 6 teams. Not seeing a lot to be arrogant about.

I was editing while you were posting this. See my edits, I elaborate on this very thing. Without our ownage of La Tech, we are plum sorry against the current batch.
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(07-03-2016 02:39 PM)usmbacker Wrote:  Nobody is unaware of USM's history on the gridiron. That said, since we live in the current, not the past, here are the records against the current membership of CUSA.

UAB..... 10-5
UNCC.... 1-0
FAU...... 0-1
FIU....... 0-1
LaTech.. 32-15
MTSU..... 0-3
Marshall. 5-6
NTSU..... 6-4
ODU..... 1-0
Rice.... 2-4
UTEP... 4-4
UTSA... 1-1
WKU... 0-2

Wining records against 5 teams. .500 against 2 teams. Losing record against 6 teams. Not seeing a lot to be arrogant about.

Not to start anything but after starting 9-0 against UAB, USM is 1 for its last 6.
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(07-03-2016 05:12 PM)Smaug Wrote:  
(07-03-2016 02:39 PM)usmbacker Wrote:  Nobody is unaware of USM's history on the gridiron. That said, since we live in the current, not the past, here are the records against the current membership of CUSA.

UAB..... 10-5
UNCC.... 1-0
FAU...... 0-1
FIU....... 0-1
LaTech.. 32-15
MTSU..... 0-3
Marshall. 5-6
NTSU..... 6-4
ODU..... 1-0
Rice.... 2-4
UTEP... 4-4
UTSA... 1-1
WKU... 0-2

Wining records against 5 teams. .500 against 2 teams. Losing record against 6 teams. Not seeing a lot to be arrogant about.

Not to start anything but after starting 9-0 against UAB, USM is 1 for its last 6.

You noticed that I didn't put any smart ass emoji's beside the UAB series, didn't you. I am painfully aware of our problems beating UAB, even when we were good. A loss to UAB in 2011 likely cost us a chance at a Sugar Bowl.

One reason that I am glad that you guys are returning is so that we can try to get the bad taste out of our mouths regarding Ewe Aye Bee.
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(07-03-2016 02:25 PM)THUNDERGround Wrote:  Jesus, has David St been incarnated?
And we have the winner of this thread!

Thunderground, ladies and gentlemen!

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