Hello There, Guest! (LoginRegister)

Post Reply 
Maryland teen takes cat to prom
Author Message
C2__ Offline
Caltex2
*

Posts: 23,633
Joined: Feb 2008
Reputation: 552
I Root For: Houston, PVAMU
Location: Zamunda
Post: #1
Maryland teen takes cat to prom
3 rep points for the first person that can make the joke I'm thinking of now.

http://www.abc2news.com/news/state/teen-...at-to-prom
05-24-2016 03:02 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Advertisement


SuperFlyBCat Offline
Banned

Posts: 49,583
Joined: Mar 2005
I Root For: America and UC
Location: Cincinnati
Post: #2
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
because he is a p u s s y
05-24-2016 03:05 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
C2__ Offline
Caltex2
*

Posts: 23,633
Joined: Feb 2008
Reputation: 552
I Root For: Houston, PVAMU
Location: Zamunda
Post: #3
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
Close...
05-24-2016 03:06 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
ARandomHerdFan Offline
User Banned
*

Posts: 2,645
Joined: Mar 2005
Reputation: 208
I Root For: Marshall
Location:
Post: #4
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
He'll be able to tell all of his friends that he had some pu$$y at the prom.
(This post was last modified: 05-24-2016 03:07 PM by ARandomHerdFan.)
05-24-2016 03:07 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
boroeagle2 Offline
1st String
*

Posts: 2,109
Joined: Aug 2013
Reputation: 85
I Root For: GA SOUTHERN
Location:
Post: #5
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
(05-24-2016 03:06 PM)_C2_ Wrote:  Close...

he wanted to be sure he got some p u s s y?
05-24-2016 03:07 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Kaplony Offline
Palmetto State Deplorable

Posts: 25,393
Joined: Apr 2013
I Root For: Newberry
Location: SC
Post: #6
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
Probably the only way he was going to be able to pet the kitty on prom night.
05-24-2016 03:07 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Advertisement


QuestionSocratic Offline
Banned

Posts: 8,276
Joined: Jul 2013
I Root For: Buffalo
Location:
Post: #7
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas.
05-24-2016 03:13 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
C2__ Offline
Caltex2
*

Posts: 23,633
Joined: Feb 2008
Reputation: 552
I Root For: Houston, PVAMU
Location: Zamunda
Post: #8
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
(05-24-2016 03:07 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  Probably the only way he was going to be able to pet the kitty on prom night.

We have a winner. It wasn't exactly the same joke but close enough and actually better.
05-24-2016 03:17 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
VA49er Offline
Legend
*

Posts: 29,000
Joined: Dec 2004
Reputation: 952
I Root For: Charlotte
Location:
Post: #9
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
D.O.R.K.
05-24-2016 03:17 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
C2__ Offline
Caltex2
*

Posts: 23,633
Joined: Feb 2008
Reputation: 552
I Root For: Houston, PVAMU
Location: Zamunda
Post: #10
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
(05-24-2016 03:07 PM)ARandomHerdFan Wrote:  He'll be able to tell all of his friends that he had some pu$$y at the prom.

And the runner up. 04-cheers
05-24-2016 03:17 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
NIU007 Offline
Legend
*

Posts: 34,240
Joined: Sep 2004
Reputation: 315
I Root For: NIU, MAC
Location: Naperville, IL
Post: #11
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
Sounds like a catastrophe.
05-24-2016 03:23 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Advertisement


C2__ Offline
Caltex2
*

Posts: 23,633
Joined: Feb 2008
Reputation: 552
I Root For: Houston, PVAMU
Location: Zamunda
Post: #12
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
LOL, you get one as well.
05-24-2016 03:28 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Lord Stanley Offline
L'Étoile du Nord
*

Posts: 19,103
Joined: Feb 2005
Reputation: 994
I Root For: NIU
Location: Cold. So cold......
Post: #13
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
In my time it was hot chicks, Corvettes and Wild Turkey for prom.

In 2016, you bring your cat to prom.
05-24-2016 03:31 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
olliebaba Offline
Legend
*

Posts: 28,100
Joined: Jul 2007
Reputation: 2149
I Root For: Christ
Location: El Paso
Post: #14
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
Typical of Libtard Attention Hounds.
05-24-2016 04:15 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
HarmonOliphantOberlanderDevine Offline
The Black Knight of The Deplorables

Posts: 9,618
Joined: Oct 2013
I Root For: Army, SFU
Location: Michie Stadium 1945
Post: #15
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
I went stag to my prom because I had enough self-esteem not to guilt trip a celebrity.

The first two ask out a celebrity to prom requests were fun. Now it is annoying and a desperate call for attention.
05-25-2016 07:17 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
VA49er Offline
Legend
*

Posts: 29,000
Joined: Dec 2004
Reputation: 952
I Root For: Charlotte
Location:
Post: #16
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
I went with an Indian girl who's dad wound up being one of my college professors the next year. That was interesting.
05-25-2016 07:38 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Advertisement


boroeagle2 Offline
1st String
*

Posts: 2,109
Joined: Aug 2013
Reputation: 85
I Root For: GA SOUTHERN
Location:
Post: #17
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
(05-24-2016 03:31 PM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  In my time it was hot chicks, Corvettes and Wild Turkey for prom.

In 2016, you bring your cat to prom.

In fairness, there were probably kids back then who would have wanted to bring their cat, but they wouldn't have felt comfortable expressing themselves in that manner...and there was no social media to give him a sense of accomplishment and support that millions of random people viewed or "liked" his picture.
05-25-2016 07:59 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
UofMemphis Away
Official MT.org Ambassador of Smack
*

Posts: 48,795
Joined: Mar 2004
Reputation: 1129
I Root For: Univ of Memphis
Location: Memphis (Berclair)

Donators
Post: #18
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
ah, it's a meeting of the grumpy old men at the bait shop to complain about the young and minorities...goodie...
05-25-2016 08:02 AM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
VA49er Offline
Legend
*

Posts: 29,000
Joined: Dec 2004
Reputation: 952
I Root For: Charlotte
Location:
Post: #19
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
(05-25-2016 08:02 AM)UofMemphis Wrote:  ah, it's a meeting of the grumpy old men at the bait shop to complain about the young and minorities...goodie...

Nah, it's about an idiot that took a freaking cat to his prom. Now, if you want to talk about my lawn.........04-cheers
05-25-2016 08:51 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
All Dukes_All Day Offline
All American
*

Posts: 4,326
Joined: Apr 2013
Reputation: 62
I Root For: JMU, Pitt
Location:
Post: #20
RE: Maryland teen takes cat to prom
I get the feeling that this was probably just a big joke. I think it's more likely that he was dared, lost a bet or was the class clown and thought it would be funny than the likelihood of him actually taking a pet to prom.
05-25-2016 09:22 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 




User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)


Copyright © 2002-2024 Collegiate Sports Nation Bulletin Board System (CSNbbs), All Rights Reserved.
CSNbbs is an independent fan site and is in no way affiliated to the NCAA or any of the schools and conferences it represents.
This site monetizes links. FTC Disclosure.
We allow third-party companies to serve ads and/or collect certain anonymous information when you visit our web site. These companies may use non-personally identifiable information (e.g., click stream information, browser type, time and date, subject of advertisements clicked or scrolled over) during your visits to this and other Web sites in order to provide advertisements about goods and services likely to be of greater interest to you. These companies typically use a cookie or third party web beacon to collect this information. To learn more about this behavioral advertising practice or to opt-out of this type of advertising, you can visit http://www.networkadvertising.org.
Powered By MyBB, © 2002-2024 MyBB Group.