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3/12/16 morning joke
A funeral service is being held for a recently deceased lady.

At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out and accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

The woman lives for ten more years, and then dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same church, and at the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are carrying out the casket.

As they are walking down the aisle the husband cries out, "Watch out for that wall”.
04-12-2016 06:47 AM
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RE: 3/12/16 morning joke
A month late, but pretty funny stuff.
04-12-2016 08:07 AM
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