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This is what life should be
Life should be lived backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, and then go and start collecting your pension. Then you start work, and you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school and all the joy (with all your knowledge) that it brings. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, and you play all day. You have no responsibilities, and you become a baby until you are born. You then spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then you finish off your life as an orgasm.
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RE: This is what life should be
there's a brad pitt movie about that...
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RE: This is what life should be
(04-12-2016 09:19 AM)UofMemphis Wrote:  there's a brad pitt movie about that...

Other than the fact that Benjamin doesn't finish his life off as an orgasm 03-wink
04-12-2016 09:30 AM
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(04-12-2016 09:30 AM)tiger1016 Wrote:  
(04-12-2016 09:19 AM)UofMemphis Wrote:  there's a brad pitt movie about that...

Other than the fact that Benjamin doesn't finish his life off as an orgasm 03-wink

03-lmfao
04-12-2016 09:35 AM
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