oldmangrizz
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Another joke for today
One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast.
However, his mother says, “You don’t get any breakfast until you do your chores.”
A little upset, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it.
When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig.
When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?” asks the little boy.
His mother replies, “I saw you kick the cow, so you don’t get any milk, I saw you kick a chicken so you don’t get eggs, and I saw you kick a pig so you don’t get any bacon!”
Just as she finishes saying this, the boy’s father comes down the stairs, trips over the family cat then turns around and kicks it.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a big grin and asks, “Do you want to tell him, or should I?”
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02-26-2016 09:12 AM |
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tiger2000
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RE: Another joke for today
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02-26-2016 09:29 AM |
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