(02-14-2016 09:01 AM)Bob Wickersham Wrote: (02-13-2016 09:38 PM)EagleTough Wrote: In the spirit of Bob's socialism, EMU should adopt a policy to take the grades of A and B students and give part of their grade to the D and F students (Bob)... making all of them C students. That may give some of the students a little perspective.
Not a relevant analogy but how about the Republican analogy; the top 1% of students can buy a 4.0 GPA, minority students would be ignored and not admitted, and the curriculum would not include accepted scientific facts. Only Christianity would be recognized as a religion, Snow Health Center would be closed, women would be discriminated against, and gays would not be welcome on campus...Yeah, thanks for the perspective. You brought this on yourself.
Bob, a socialist indocrinated student from EMU too lazy to work, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."
The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2016 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
Bob, wide-eyed, looking as if he'd just hit the lottery, drooling slightly, says.... "You're bull-shittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well . . . You started it."