(02-12-2016 09:59 AM)oldmangrizz Wrote:  I was at a rather discreet massage parlor recently and was discussing the Tiger basketball coaching situation with the female massage 'therapist'. We discussed it for quite a while as it provides a nice distraction from my massage. Anyway, after about 30 minutes, the young lady asked if I was ready for a happy ending. I can only assume that someone told her that JP would be released soon. She definitely knows about releases, so I'm sure that she knows what she's talking about. It seemed that way to me anyhow.

Oldmann? 30min?
Was this performance induced?

(02-12-2016 12:59 PM)Tony85 Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 09:59 AM)oldmangrizz Wrote:  I was at a rather discreet massage parlor recently and was discussing the Tiger basketball coaching situation with the female massage 'therapist'. We discussed it for quite a while as it provides a nice distraction from my massage. Anyway, after about 30 minutes, the young lady asked if I was ready for a happy ending. I can only assume that someone told her that JP would be released soon. She definitely knows about releases, so I'm sure that she knows what she's talking about. It seemed that way to me anyhow.

Oldmann? 30min?
Was this performance induced?

I could have gone longer, but I was on lunch break. I only get an hour and you have to figure in drive time, plus I still had to stop and grab a burger.

(02-12-2016 12:58 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 12:56 PM)salukiblue Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 12:46 PM)btiger Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 12:04 PM)salukiblue Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 10:59 AM)tiger2000 Wrote:  The group that stakes out parkway (old lady and guy with dog are part of them) is part of a a troop that lives in a midtown house that is paid for. They ain't homeless.

The younger girl looks like she could clean up nicely.

interesting.......you ever talk to her?

Still working on my pick up line.

What do you get the girl who has nothing?

A shower and some Midsummer Nights Eve would be the first thing.

(02-12-2016 01:18 PM)salukiblue Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 12:58 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 12:56 PM)salukiblue Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 12:46 PM)btiger Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 12:04 PM)salukiblue Wrote:  The younger girl looks like she could clean up nicely.

interesting.......you ever talk to her?

Still working on my pick up line.

What do you get the girl who has nothing?

A shower and some Midsummer Nights Eve would be the first thing.

You guys lol

The story doesn't seem too far-fetched. Can we put up a countdown clock to the last game of the season on the main page?

It was Larry who insisted on signing the paperwork at the hot dog stand. That was from one of his best friends. It wasn't RC's idea.

Regardless of this story, you have to think the decision has already been made. Not much is likely to change between now and the end of the season so the powers know what they're up against.

(02-12-2016 01:29 PM)ksigtigerdood Wrote:  The story doesn't seem too far-fetched. Can we put up a countdown clock to the last game of the season on the main page?

Maybe he just wanted a king cotton.

(02-12-2016 02:25 PM)tiger2000 Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 01:29 PM)ksigtigerdood Wrote:  The story doesn't seem too far-fetched. Can we put up a countdown clock to the last game of the season on the main page?

Maybe he just wanted a king cotton.

Nope. Larry was all about chiggen.

(02-12-2016 10:00 AM)oruvoice Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 09:59 AM)oldmangrizz Wrote:  I was at a rather discreet massage parlor recently and was discussing the Tiger basketball coaching situation with the female massage 'therapist'. We discussed it for quite a while as it provides a nice distraction from my massage. Anyway, after about 30 minutes, the young lady asked if I was ready for a happy ending. I can only assume that someone told her that JP would be released soon. She definitely knows about releases, so I'm sure that she knows what she's talking about. It seemed that way to me anyhow.

OK. That's spooky!!

I think we may have gotten our information at the same place!?!

Address?

(02-12-2016 11:29 AM)TigerinFL Wrote:  at least he wasn't a Reverend

I once heard a story about a rabbi, a priest and a Baptist preacher.

I believe it based purely on past experience. I have never been lied to by a businessman at a trade show in Dallas.

(02-12-2016 12:16 PM)TIGER DENO Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 10:09 AM)BIGDTiger Wrote:  I think we can all agree that all men love a happy ending.

Not if it's coming from a business man in Dallas

not that there's anything wrong with that

Like most people in Memphis, I've lost interest in tiger basketball. It's not fun to even watch anymore as they play like a high school or AAU team. I hope the President and AD do something quick about it to correct the situation, because it's only getting worse. Tiger basketball used to be the heart of this city in sports, and traffic was scarce on the roads, and you knew it was because the tigers were playing. Not anymore as most people have given up on the administration fixing it because of the buyout clause and the money it will cost. All I can say about this is that bad judgment was used to extend the contract considering the results and turmoil we got in return.

(02-12-2016 11:43 AM)Memphomaniac Wrote:  Give the guy a break. He heard it, I believe he heard it. Whether you believe the "business man" or not, decide for yourselves.

Isn't this about what 90% of message boards are anyway?

We're just.......um......joshing with the guy.

When I hear "Businessman" I think of this:

https://youtu.be/OOqXl-PcvxI?t=321

(02-12-2016 12:33 PM)jgardne Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 12:19 PM)tiger2000 Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 12:04 PM)salukiblue Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 10:59 AM)tiger2000 Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 10:56 AM)poppaslaw Wrote:  I saw one of the regulars there coming out of the Exxon at Summer n Pkwy. Dude pulls out an iPhone 6 plus. You can't get no pay as you go 6 plus.

The group that stakes out parkway (old lady and guy with dog are part of them) is part of a a troop that lives in a midtown house that is paid for. They ain't homeless.

I want to punch them all. Every day.

The younger girl looks like she could clean up nicely.

You know when you ride a bike to beg on a street corner something isn't right.

They literally work shifts and most live in a house on S. Cox and the others live in an apartment on rembert. They make around $200 a day according to a recent news story, sometimes more with a dog.

They ought to just work a job if it's so hard then. At least they'd start banking social security benefits that way

" drug tests "

(02-12-2016 03:48 PM)tiger2000 Wrote:  When I hear "Businessman" I think of this:

https://youtu.be/OOqXl-PcvxI?t=321

Oh, the excesses of alcohol.
RIP Pigpen.

(02-12-2016 02:36 PM)3rdgenerationtiger Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 10:00 AM)oruvoice Wrote:  

(02-12-2016 09:59 AM)oldmangrizz Wrote:  I was at a rather discreet massage parlor recently and was discussing the Tiger basketball coaching situation with the female massage 'therapist'. We discussed it for quite a while as it provides a nice distraction from my massage. Anyway, after about 30 minutes, the young lady asked if I was ready for a happy ending. I can only assume that someone told her that JP would be released soon. She definitely knows about releases, so I'm sure that she knows what she's talking about. It seemed that way to me anyhow.

OK. That's spooky!!

I think we may have gotten our information at the same place!?!

Address?

Just off of Lover's Lane, near SMU campus.

(02-12-2016 09:43 AM)oruvoice Wrote:  I have hesitated posting this the past couple of days, but I was at a trade show in Dallas earlier this week and ran into a business man from Memphis. We started chatting about Tiger football and basketball and he said that he had been told that the decision about Pastner's future has already been made.

It's a done deal. And, most of you will be happy right after the last game of the season...

If true then their happiness will fade quickly as Keelon and his Boys move on and the recruiting class reopens their recruitment.

Welcome to back to back at least losing seasons.