(01-22-2016 09:37 PM)OrangeJohn Wrote: Football season is over and I'm bored so I apologize in advance.
I'm curious what perceptions you have about the various schools in the ACC.
Well OrangeJohn, I'll see what I can do to give you a brief overview of my $0.02.
Syracuse grads are the least likely to get scurvy and/or the cold. They're also the most likely to buy a school mascot-themed toy for their kids down the road. And, on that note, they're most likely to name their kid "Otto."
Virginia Tech grads are least likely to celebrate Thanksgiving - or most likely. I can't remember.
Georgia Tech grads are most likely to drink iced tea, but call it iced ea.
Maryland grads are most likely to leave parties early.
Louisville grads are most likely to bet on horses and drink bourbon.
BC and ND grads/fans are most likely to be Catholic. As an added aside, Boston College University grads are most likely to be specific but contradictory and Notre Dame fans are most likely to not actually know where Notre Dame is. ND grads are also the most likely to be EXTREMELY anxious when it comes to joining country clubs.
Clemson and FSU grads are the most likely to complain, but be good at football.
UNC grads are the most likely to be terrible at geography. Apparently UNC's "geography of a basketball court 101" doesn't mention all the states - especially the one just south.
Wake Forest grads are the most outdoorsy. But, they tend to be small and timid, so they only do things with others.
Virginia grads are the most likely to bet too ugly to be plowed. However, they're also the most likely to challenge people to a duel and drink extremely expensive libations.
Duke grads are most like Virginia grads, only they're apparently secretly from New Jersey and good at basketball.
Miami grads are the most likely to know someone who sells ***** and someone who sells *****, and/or will ****ing knife you and/or someone else (if you pay them enough).
Pitt grads are the most likely to be pessimistic with the state of their State school system.
NCSU grads are the most likely to be southern .... really, really southern. In fact, it is rumored that NCSU is actually in South Carolina. Some claim that it's because North Carolina is too northern. Others claim that it's because of East Carolina.
Speaking of which, East Carolina grads are the most likely to not fit in, but really try. Bless their hearts.
UConn grads are the most likely to be extremely patient. Rumor is that they'll even wait for things that will never come.
Penn State grads are most likely to be in denial and have large portions of their youth blacked out. But, they are all weirdly good (and thorough) at showering. Actually, they're a particular bunch. They also all vote the same ... the exact same ... always, and they always name their kid Joe (even the girls).
I hope I helped!
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OT: Stereotypical grads from each school in ACC
