The Memphis game is upon us, and I've heard everybody talk about it. I've heard that people think that Memphis will win.

Memphis will not win.

I cannot wait to be proven correct.

You see, Cincinnati won't lose because Cincinnati is the best basketball team, and the one basketball team that will win this game.

It is no disrespect to Memphis. Memphis will win games against teams that aren't Cincinnati. They cannot, however, beat Cincinnati.

And so I look forward to people being silenced.

And Cincinnati winning.

I say it all the time. I mean it more than ever.

The road to the championship runs through Cincinnati. Cincinnati.

STFU

I only look at Duanes threads to read the comments now. I just skip the first post.

Duane why do you darken our doorstep? Clearly you are the reason UC sucks now. You are a dark raven that has brought nothing but deviltry and woe to UC since your arrival. Please leave us.

(01-18-2016 10:46 PM)DuaneNorman Wrote:  The Memphis game is upon us, and I've heard everybody talk about it. I've heard that people think that Memphis will win.

Memphis will not win.

I cannot wait to be proven correct.

You see, Cincinnati won't lose because Cincinnati is the best basketball team, and the one basketball team that will win this game.

It is no disrespect to Memphis. Memphis will win games against teams that aren't Cincinnati. They cannot, however, beat Cincinnati.

And so I look forward to people being silenced.

And Cincinnati winning.

I say it all the time. I mean it more than ever.

The road to the championship runs through Cincinnati. Cincinnati.

Duane--you've been wrong 57% of the time over the last 7 games. You have yet to explain which championship runs through Cincinnati. Cincinnati--I'm going to assume it's the championship of some other school aside from Cincinnati. Cincinnati.

What would be awesome is if "Not Duane" was really Duane's alter ego. Watching Duane and Not Duane talk to himself in this forum would be magical.

(01-19-2016 06:46 AM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  What would be awesome is if "Not Duane" was really Duane's alter ego. Watching Duane and Not Duane talk to himself in this forum would be magical.

Not Duane is not Duane.

(01-19-2016 06:39 PM)Not Duane Wrote:  

(01-19-2016 06:46 AM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  What would be awesome is if "Not Duane" was really Duane's alter ego. Watching Duane and Not Duane talk to himself in this forum would be magical.

Not Duane is not Duane.

I fear a Me, Myself and Duane username is coming to the Board.

(01-18-2016 10:46 PM)gerhard911 Wrote:  STFU

I second that motion, all in favor say "aye"!

Another Duane thread is upon us, and I've heard everyone talking about it.
I've heard people think Duane isn't annoying.

Duane is pointless.

I do not have to wait to be proven correct.

You see, Duane won't stop because Duane is allowed to keep posting pointless threads. Duane is the best at posting these threads, and the one man that will continue to post.

It is no disrespect to Duane. Duane will have some followers that aren't annoyed. He cannot, however, become a relevant poster.

And so I look forward to Duane being silenced.

And Duane disappearing.


The road to a Duane thread runs through a dark basement. A dark basement.

(01-20-2016 11:19 AM)BearcatnKY Wrote:  The road to a Duane thread runs through a dark basement. A dark basement.

*dark and smelly

NO MORE REPLIES!

Duane keep do your thing. It's been silly, wrong, and remarkably repetitive, but your threads are clearly labeled and are easily ignored if people are annoyed