Greenville NC


Won't link due to language filter but here: http ://butthatsnoneofmybusiness.com/cookie-dough-can-explodes-in-womans-******-during-shoplifting-incident/

Gotta copy and paste it. Take out the spaces and spell out the woman's anatomical part where the ****s are.

Might not be safe for work depending on your job.

Too funny.

You can't post the word ****** here? What is this, kindergarten?

No, Andre. This is an internet forum, not kidergarten. Silly gus.

Yeast infection?

(12-16-2015 06:36 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  Yeast infection?

Hey, it's your town. But the gist of the story is that a woman tried to steal a can of cookie dough by sticking it up her vag. And that's the word they won't allow here. Anyway the can exploded when the security guard tackled her and she had runny cookie dough all down her leg. In the article he remarks he clearly heard a loud pop as they hit the ground and I was crying from laughing so hard.

(12-16-2015 07:17 PM)MUther Wrote:  

(12-16-2015 06:36 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  Yeast infection?

Hey, it's your town. But the gist of the story is that a woman tried to steal a can of cookie dough by sticking it up her vag. And that's the word they won't allow here. Anyway the can exploded when the security guard tackled her and she had runny cookie dough all down her leg. In the article he remarks he clearly heard a loud pop as they hit the ground and I was crying from laughing so hard.

Slow news day in Huntington?

(12-16-2015 07:17 PM)MUther Wrote:  

(12-16-2015 06:36 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  Yeast infection?

Hey, it's your town. But the gist of the story is that a woman tried to steal a can of cookie dough by sticking it up her vag. And that's the word they won't allow here. Anyway the can exploded when the security guard tackled her and she had runny cookie dough all down her leg. In the article he remarks he clearly heard a loud pop as they hit the ground and I was crying from laughing so hard.

Oatmeal raisin.

(12-16-2015 08:52 PM)Stick4489 Wrote:  

(12-16-2015 07:17 PM)MUther Wrote:  

(12-16-2015 06:36 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  Yeast infection?

Hey, it's your town. But the gist of the story is that a woman tried to steal a can of cookie dough by sticking it up her vag. And that's the word they won't allow here. Anyway the can exploded when the security guard tackled her and she had runny cookie dough all down her leg. In the article he remarks he clearly heard a loud pop as they hit the ground and I was crying from laughing so hard.

Oatmeal raisin.

No. Snickerdoodle.

(12-16-2015 09:03 PM)ThreeifbyLightning Wrote:  

(12-16-2015 08:52 PM)Stick4489 Wrote:  

(12-16-2015 07:17 PM)MUther Wrote:  

(12-16-2015 06:36 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  Yeast infection?

Hey, it's your town. But the gist of the story is that a woman tried to steal a can of cookie dough by sticking it up her vag. And that's the word they won't allow here. Anyway the can exploded when the security guard tackled her and she had runny cookie dough all down her leg. In the article he remarks he clearly heard a loud pop as they hit the ground and I was crying from laughing so hard.

Oatmeal raisin.

No. Snickerdoodle.

Sure they weren't "muffins"?

http://bit.ly/1Nw42Xh

There's a direct link

from the story...

Quote:While stabilizing Greene they also found candy sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle wedged into the woman's vaginal cavity.

Only reason it exploded was because the security guard tackled her...

Good thing they grabbed her when they did, as she was headed to the frozen dessert section..