With all these conversations going on explaining our season, I decided to give it a tune (with all due respect to the Sound of Music)

Academic standards and tests to be written
Too many freshman and being injury smitten
Poor attendance due to other teams seasons
These are a few of my favorite reasons

Lack of funding and much homework to do
Too many JUCOs at directional U
Way too tough preseason practice runs
These are a few of my favorite reasons

Players too small and way lacking in kilogram
Insert word here to pin this on Todd Graham
Need a magical EZF to solve all of our problems
These are a few of my favorite reasons

Expecting consistent success is simply not fair
Stanford comparisons are neither here nor there
Bailiff lacks the means to get the job done
These are a few of my favorite reasons

When we get blown out…
When Rice beats Rice…
When I’m feeling sad…
I simply remember my favorite reasons… And then I don’t feel so bad