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If AAC teams were body parts
I think Tulsa would be the heart, cause they are always at work to get better.

Maybe ECU the legs, cause they are always a threat and can be very powerful.

UCONN probaly the hands because they are basketball legends and deservingly so.

Cincinatti would have to be the ass, they are always talking crap, full of feces, and stink something awful.
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RE: If AAC teams were body parts
(11-29-2015 11:12 AM)TulsaBlood Wrote:  I think Tulsa would be the heart, cause they are always at work to get better.

Maybe ECU the legs, cause they are always a threat and can be very powerful.

UCONN probaly the hands because they are basketball legends and deservingly so.

Cincinatti would have to be the ass, they are always talked crap, full of feces, and stink something awful.

this is going to go well

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RE: If AAC teams were body parts
Tulsa is the appendix. It's there, but we don't really need it to survive or function.
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RE: If AAC teams were body parts
Army would be the breasts gained from plastic surgery. They look good (academy, tradition, prestige) but they don't have the realness of a good, winning program.
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RE: If AAC teams were body parts
Houston is the erectile dysfunctional pen-is. When everyone is looking and its time to perform, they go limp and lose to Uconn.
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If AAC teams were body parts
Oh god this is good
11-29-2015 12:06 PM
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RE: If AAC teams were body parts
Well for 2015 at least, UCF is most obviously the taint.
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(11-29-2015 11:20 AM)bearcatfan1211 Wrote:  Tulsa is the appendix. It's there, but we don't really need it to survive or function.

This butthurt you are experiencing is a perfectly normal side effect of being the ass.
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(11-29-2015 12:00 PM)UofMstateU Wrote:  Houston is the erectile dysfunctional pen-is. When everyone is looking and its time to perform, they go limp and lose to Uconn.
Well done

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What does that make usf?

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(11-29-2015 12:00 PM)UofMstateU Wrote:  Houston is the erectile dysfunctional pen-is. When everyone is looking and its time to perform, they go limp and lose to Uconn.

if I had taken a sip of coke and read this it would have been all over my keyboard....literally LOL'd on this one.
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Re: RE: If AAC teams were body parts
(11-29-2015 12:14 PM)TulsaBlood Wrote:  
(11-29-2015 11:20 AM)bearcatfan1211 Wrote:  Tulsa is the appendix. It's there, but we don't really need it to survive or function.

This butthurt you are experiencing is a perfectly normal side effect of being the ass.

The only butthurt in this thread is from you. Obviously you can't handle losing to UCs worst team in years on the football field and knowing you have no chance in basketball.

As stated, Tulsa is a non descript body part because nobody cares about them. Anywhere.
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(11-29-2015 01:21 PM)mlb Wrote:  
(11-29-2015 12:14 PM)TulsaBlood Wrote:  
(11-29-2015 11:20 AM)bearcatfan1211 Wrote:  Tulsa is the appendix. It's there, but we don't really need it to survive or function.

This butthurt you are experiencing is a perfectly normal side effect of being the ass.

The only butthurt in this thread is from you. Obviously you can't handle losing to UCs worst team in years on the football field and knowing you have no chance in basketball.

As stated, Tulsa is a non descript body part because nobody cares about them. Anywhere.

not true...the YMCA they rent for their games cares a great deal. The Tulsa contract is baked into their revenue budget.
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Oh, this is great. Wish I could think of something clever.
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RE: If AAC teams were body parts
(11-29-2015 11:12 AM)TulsaBlood Wrote:  I think Tulsa would be the heart, cause they are always at work to get better.

Maybe ECU the legs, cause they are always a threat and can be very powerful.

UCONN probaly the hands because they are basketball legends and deservingly so.

Cincinatti would have to be the ass, they are always talking crap, full of feces, and stink something awful.

If AAC teams were body parts, then Cincinnati would be the brain, because folks in Cincinnati are smart enough to know how to spell "Cincinnati" correctly. Some of them may even know the name's meaning, and therefore its origins.
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(11-29-2015 12:00 PM)UofMstateU Wrote:  Houston is the erectile dysfunctional pen-is. When everyone is looking and its time to perform, they go limp and lose to Uconn.

No that wasn't ED. That was celebratory whisky dieck. We were headed to the CCG regardless of the UCONN date.

Houston would be the two middle fingers. They are coming and you all know it......
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RE: If AAC teams were body parts
UCF is obviously the face of the AAC. It may be an ugly face, but we're getting a facelift soon so we'll be back to trophy wife status soon.

USF is that rash that keeps coming back. It's persistent, annoying, itchy, and painfully obvious, and never fails to make things awkward when the other conferences try not to look at it in the middle of a conversation.

Cincinnati is the balding scalp. You may have rocked the Pompadour in your grease lightning days but no amount of infusions from your back hair will bring back the past.

Tulane is the six pack abs underneath a dad bod beer belly. The money makers of the conference that the gold digging cougars can't resist. Not much good for anything else.

Memphis is a prosthetic leg. Still recovering from a terrible accident that took years to recover from, and you're finally back on your feet with a cheap but efficient prosthetic, but the high school bully just sweeped it from under you. We'll see how much you pay to replace it...

SMU is the scarred liver. Still can't quite get over that one bender in the 80s.
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UCF = left boob (implant has sprung a leak)

USF = right boob (the original boob job was botched but compared to UCF it looks like perfection now)
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Houston - nice fake breasts on a 59 year old single mother
Cincinnati - Richard Simmons sphincter
Memphis - Oscar Pistorus' legs
Connecticut - opposing thumbs
Navy - (I got nothing)
East Carolina - stomach full of jello in bill Cosby dressing room
SMU - nose with a $100 bill rolled up in it
South Florida - pinky toe, smashed against a bed post
Tulane - tailbone
Temple - an ass on one of those dudes that looks like a hot chick at first
UCF - Richard geres small intestine


(Sorry about the last few. Got bored and quit trying)
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Memphis would be the thumbs.... they can be used to say, "who's good at sports? This guy!"

Also, they're perpetually stuck up Cincy's butt. Cincy publicly says they are annoying and uncomfortable, but secretly they like it.
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