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RE: If AAC teams were body parts
ill play

Navy are the hands= to salute and shake they make us look formal

UCF/USF= recently implanted right boob and left boobs (from ElectricCoogaloo)= relatively new, can draw attentions when they look good but needs constatn work

ECU are some 6pack ABs= like their attendance it looks nice but doesnt really do much

UConn is the heart=i think uconn bball is the cornerstone of the league

Cincy are the Ankles= they do their part to keep the league afloat and moving (they win enough games to have good rpi/sos) but not really impressive when you look at it by itself especially during most postseason

Houston are the calves= they have the tools to carry the league but tend to randomly catch cramps

Tulsa is the hair= sometimes they look great and make us look better sometimes the opposite, but but dont necearily do anything vital for the body

Smu is the hips= busted them in the 80s and still recovering and holds the wallet close

temple are the teeth= pulled the out a while ago, but have grown back in and seem stronger

tulane the rear= nice location, gets lots of looks, horrible things happen athleticly there

memphis is the eyelids= there are cycles of them being open and closed (good and bad)
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RE: If AAC teams were body parts
USF would be the anus.
11-29-2015 03:51 PM
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(11-29-2015 03:51 PM)No Bull Wrote:  USF would be the anus.

Hmmmm you seem to have a strange enfatuation with the anus. 03-lmfao03-lmfao
11-29-2015 05:12 PM
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Clearly Houston is the Head. At the top looking down on the rest of the terrible looking body.
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As any lawyer knows, anyone that begins a sentence with clearly means it is not clear at all.
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Hate to be coarse and vulgar, but Navy would have to be the "you know what" since that is where the seaman comes from.
11-29-2015 06:50 PM
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(11-29-2015 12:00 PM)UofMstateU Wrote:  Houston is the erectile dysfunctional pen-is. When everyone is looking and its time to perform, they go limp and lose to Uconn.

HAHAHAHAHA cause Memphis totally stood erect when undefeated and highly ranked against Navy...... But the reality is that UConn is just too unattractive of an opponent to keep us really interested. Sorry.
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11-29-2015 07:23 PM
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(11-29-2015 11:12 AM)TulsaBlood Wrote:  I think Tulsa would be the heart, cause they are always at work to get better.

Maybe ECU the legs, cause they are always a threat and can be very powerful.

UCONN probaly the hands because they are basketball legends and deservingly so.

Cincinatti would have to be the ass, they are always talking crap, full of feces, and stink something awful.

LMAO 03-lmfao Congratulations
11-29-2015 08:09 PM
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UCF would be the NoBull's unwiped ass hair...
11-29-2015 11:48 PM
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(11-29-2015 07:23 PM)dezagcoog Wrote:  
(11-29-2015 12:00 PM)UofMstateU Wrote:  Houston is the erectile dysfunctional pen-is. When everyone is looking and its time to perform, they go limp and lose to Uconn.

HAHAHAHAHA cause Memphis totally stood erect when undefeated and highly ranked against Navy...... But the reality is that UConn is just too unattractive of an opponent to keep us really interested. Sorry.

I agree. UConn would be like doing your sister. wait, that probably doesn't bother the Memphis fans, since they probably do that quite a bit!
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(11-29-2015 11:48 PM)CyberBull Wrote:  UCF would be the NoBull's unwiped ass hair...

instead of your huckleberry, your dingleberry!
11-30-2015 02:30 PM
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