RangerRocket
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Row The Boat Explained
Quote:"There are three parts to rowing the boat. 1) There is the oar, which is the energy behind rowing the boat. 2) There is the boat, which is the actual sacrifice either our team, or the administration, or the boosters, or the audience, or whoever is willing to sacrifice for this program and crazy enough to pay me $800K a year to have a 15-21 record. 3) Finally there are the Guinea Pigs. Although our mascot is really the Bronco every single person that comes in contact with our football program, fans or not, really doesn't have a frick'in clue why a Bronco rowing a boat makes any damn sense so I have decided, in 2016, to go with Guinea Pigs because they are cute, I really like that little boat, and horses are just stupid. Seriously they have hooves and cant even really grip an oar. In the off season I am going to replace the Bronco with a Guinea Pig as our mascot. I'll re-brand this University as the WMURTBGP and I'll have that nonsense embroidered on my jacket. Elite. RTB."
-- P J Fleck
11/26/15
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RangerRocket
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RE: Row The Boat Explained
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RE: Row The Boat Explained
always wondered
Now I know the real story!
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11-26-2015 01:20 PM |
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RangerRocket
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RE: Row The Boat Explained
I happen to agree with PJ. Further proof why the change in mascot to the WMU Guinea Pigs makes sense.
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11-26-2015 01:32 PM |
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RE: Row The Boat Explained
(11-26-2015 01:18 PM)RangerRocket Wrote:
They are kinda cute.
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11-26-2015 03:50 PM |
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RE: Row The Boat Explained
Attention.... Fire sale on oars and boat items on Saturday! Cash only!
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11-26-2015 06:29 PM |
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RangerRocket
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RE: Row The Boat Explained
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RangerRocket
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RE: Row The Boat Explained
We Ready...
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11-26-2015 07:11 PM |
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H2Oville Rocket
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RE: Row The Boat Explained
Cavys smell worse and han any three other animals.
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11-26-2015 08:28 PM |
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Campbell4President
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RE: Row The Boat Explained
Ranger...you'll be hearing from his lawyers soon.
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11-27-2015 01:07 AM |
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eastisbest
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RE: Row The Boat Explained
(11-27-2015 01:07 AM)Campbell4President Wrote: Ranger...you'll be hearing from his lawyers soon.
The gerbil's or the horse's?
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