Quote:"There are three parts to rowing the boat. 1) There is the oar, which is the energy behind rowing the boat. 2) There is the boat, which is the actual sacrifice either our team, or the administration, or the boosters, or the audience, or whoever is willing to sacrifice for this program and crazy enough to pay me $800K a year to have a 15-21 record. 3) Finally there are the Guinea Pigs. Although our mascot is really the Bronco every single person that comes in contact with our football program, fans or not, really doesn't have a frick'in clue why a Bronco rowing a boat makes any damn sense so I have decided, in 2016, to go with Guinea Pigs because they are cute, I really like that little boat, and horses are just stupid. Seriously they have hooves and cant even really grip an oar. In the off season I am going to replace the Bronco with a Guinea Pig as our mascot. I'll re-brand this University as the WMURTBGP and I'll have that nonsense embroidered on my jacket. Elite. RTB."

-- P J Fleck
11/26/15
Toledo Blade

always wondered

Now I know the real story!

I happen to agree with PJ. Further proof why the change in mascot to the WMU Guinea Pigs makes sense.

(11-26-2015 01:18 PM)RangerRocket Wrote:  

They are kinda cute.

Attention.... Fire sale on oars and boat items on Saturday! Cash only!

We Ready...

Cavys smell worse and han any three other animals.

Ranger...you'll be hearing from his lawyers soon.

(11-27-2015 01:07 AM)Campbell4President Wrote:  Ranger...you'll be hearing from his lawyers soon.

The gerbil's or the horse's?