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Politically correct joke of the day
Apparently it’s no longer politically-correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.

The bouncer said, “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.
11-24-2015 10:39 AM
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04-cheers
11-24-2015 05:13 PM
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I like it
11-24-2015 05:18 PM
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I was going to tell a gay joke, butt phuc it.
11-24-2015 06:21 PM
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RE: Politically correct joke of the day
Had 2 employees in a plant I worked at a few years ago and their name was Phuc. One had it for a first name and the other as a last name. They were both from Vietnam.
11-24-2015 07:24 PM
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RE: Politically correct joke of the day
(11-24-2015 07:24 PM)Broncobelt Wrote:  Had 2 employees in a plant I worked at a few years ago and their name was Phuc. One had it for a first name and the other as a last name. They were both from Vietnam.

were they buddies?
11-24-2015 07:59 PM
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Thanks for a good laugh.
11-26-2015 08:01 AM
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(11-24-2015 07:59 PM)Hiller4Hyz09 Wrote:  
(11-24-2015 07:24 PM)Broncobelt Wrote:  Had 2 employees in a plant I worked at a few years ago and their name was Phuc. One had it for a first name and the other as a last name. They were both from Vietnam.

were they buddies?

Lol.

I keep trying to add to hillers rating points, but can't add to the two points I already gave a long time ago. Is there a way to do that? Add points to someone you already rated? What's the trick?
11-26-2015 08:20 AM
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(11-26-2015 08:20 AM)brovol Wrote:  I keep trying to add to hillers rating points, but can't add to the two points I already gave a long time ago. Is there a way to do that? Add points to someone you already rated? What's the trick?

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11-26-2015 09:25 AM
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RE: Politically correct joke of the day
(11-24-2015 07:59 PM)Hiller4Hyz09 Wrote:  
(11-24-2015 07:24 PM)Broncobelt Wrote:  Had 2 employees in a plant I worked at a few years ago and their name was Phuc. One had it for a first name and the other as a last name. They were both from Vietnam.

were they buddies?

(11-26-2015 09:25 AM)Hoekjeness Wrote:  
(11-26-2015 08:20 AM)brovol Wrote:  I keep trying to add to hillers rating points, but can't add to the two points I already gave a long time ago. Is there a way to do that? Add points to someone you already rated? What's the trick?

Small icon with the little guy with the quote bubble and green plus sign in the bottom left/middle of the comment section.

Doesn't seem to be working. I just tried to add two to you. Looks like you are the same. Maybe I am on probation.
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RE: Politically correct joke of the day
(11-26-2015 11:35 AM)brovol Wrote:  
(11-24-2015 07:59 PM)Hiller4Hyz09 Wrote:  
(11-24-2015 07:24 PM)Broncobelt Wrote:  Had 2 employees in a plant I worked at a few years ago and their name was Phuc. One had it for a first name and the other as a last name. They were both from Vietnam.

were they buddies?

(11-26-2015 09:25 AM)Hoekjeness Wrote:  
(11-26-2015 08:20 AM)brovol Wrote:  I keep trying to add to hillers rating points, but can't add to the two points I already gave a long time ago. Is there a way to do that? Add points to someone you already rated? What's the trick?

Small icon with the little guy with the quote bubble and green plus sign in the bottom left/middle of the comment section.

Doesn't seem to be working. I just tried to add two to you. Looks like you are the same. Maybe I am on probation.
A judge on probation? I thought was only reserved for convicts. No?
11-26-2015 11:49 AM
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(11-26-2015 11:49 AM)gobaseline Wrote:  
(11-26-2015 11:35 AM)brovol Wrote:  
(11-24-2015 07:59 PM)Hiller4Hyz09 Wrote:  
(11-24-2015 07:24 PM)Broncobelt Wrote:  Had 2 employees in a plant I worked at a few years ago and their name was Phuc. One had it for a first name and the other as a last name. They were both from Vietnam.

were they buddies?

(11-26-2015 09:25 AM)Hoekjeness Wrote:  
(11-26-2015 08:20 AM)brovol Wrote:  I keep trying to add to hillers rating points, but can't add to the two points I already gave a long time ago. Is there a way to do that? Add points to someone you already rated? What's the trick?

Small icon with the little guy with the quote bubble and green plus sign in the bottom left/middle of the comment section.

Doesn't seem to be working. I just tried to add two to you. Looks like you are the same. Maybe I am on probation.
A judge on probation? I thought was only reserved for convicts. No?

I'm always on probation with my wife. That started long before I became a judge, and will likely continue in my casket.
11-26-2015 01:34 PM
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Quote:I'm always on probation with my wife. That started long before I became a judge, and will likely continue in my casket.

Really? Just probation? She never wants to give you any Hard Time?? :)
11-27-2015 08:52 PM
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(11-24-2015 07:59 PM)Hiller4Hyz09 Wrote:  
(11-24-2015 07:24 PM)Broncobelt Wrote:  Had 2 employees in a plant I worked at a few years ago and their name was Phuc. One had it for a first name and the other as a last name. They were both from Vietnam.

were they buddies?

I forgot how funny this reply from Hiller was.
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(11-26-2015 08:20 AM)brovol Wrote:  Maybe I am on probation.

Might be 'double secret probation' which is why you don't know. 03-shhhh
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