Consider

-Similar geographic area
-Good cultural fit
-Similar bull@#% academics
-Similar athletic budgets
-Similar histories of sucking in sports
-Similar level of irrelevancy in their own state
-Generally call SEC teams "daddy"

An added bonus in hoops:
That loser Pastner would get Memphis back to being King of the Turds (see CUSA days)


Discuss

(11-18-2015 03:49 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  Consider

-Similar geographic area
-Good cultural fit
-Similar bull@#% academics
-Similar athletic budgets
-Similar histories of sucking in sports
-Similar level of irrelevancy in their own state
-Generally call SEC teams "daddy"

An added bonus in hoops:
That loser Pastner would get Memphis back to being King of the Turds (see CUSA days)


Discuss

now, now, don't lower yourself to the level of the Memphis d-bag. just remember, if your life was as pathetic as his apparently is, you might be as idiotic, unfunny and all around big a j/o as he is. at some point, he'll go back under his bridge.

Troll Hard 3: Troll With a Vengeance

(11-18-2015 04:30 PM)JesseTU Wrote:  Troll Hard 3: Troll With a Vengeance

But who is Brucey boy and who is Sammy J?

I think I'm going to enjoy all threads like this, this week.

(11-18-2015 03:49 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  Consider

-Similar geographic area
-Good cultural fit
-Similar bull@#% academics
-Similar athletic budgets
-Similar histories of sucking in sports
-Similar level of irrelevancy in their own state
-Generally call SEC teams "daddy"

An added bonus in hoops:
That loser Pastner would get Memphis back to being King of the Turds (see CUSA days)


Discuss

Love it love it love it. Only if southern miss comes too

I can't wait for the Tulane edition. I have a few conferences already in mind.

I wouldn't mind it. I miss the battle for The Paint Bucket.

(11-18-2015 04:30 PM)JesseTU Wrote:  Troll Hard 3: Troll With a Vengeance

Bawhahaha

(11-18-2015 03:49 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  Consider

-Similar geographic area
-Good cultural fit
-Similar bull@#% academics
-Similar athletic budgets
-Similar histories of sucking in sports
-Similar level of irrelevancy in their own state
-Generally call SEC teams "daddy"

An added bonus in hoops:
That loser Pastner would get Memphis back to being King of the Turds (see CUSA days)


Discuss

Testing my theory from the MAC thread I see. [grabs popcorn]

(11-18-2015 04:30 PM)JesseTU Wrote:  Troll Hard 3: Troll With a Vengeance

+3 for literally making me LOL

I'm confuse, is the AAC kicking Memphis out or are they voluntarily leaving this league?!?

(11-18-2015 07:09 PM)EagleNationRising Wrote:  

(11-18-2015 03:49 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  Consider

-Similar geographic area
-Good cultural fit
-Similar bull@#% academics
-Similar athletic budgets
-Similar histories of sucking in sports
-Similar level of irrelevancy in their own state
-Generally call SEC teams "daddy"

An added bonus in hoops:
That loser Pastner would get Memphis back to being King of the Turds (see CUSA days)


Discuss

PSA... Very few years has GaSouthern "sucked" at football. Out of football, basketball, and baseball...we only regularly suck at basketball...except for last year...for some reason.

(11-18-2015 07:09 PM)EagleNationRising Wrote:  

(11-18-2015 03:49 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  Consider

-Similar geographic area
-Good cultural fit
-Similar bull@#% academics
-Similar athletic budgets
-Similar histories of sucking in sports
-Similar level of irrelevancy in their own state
-Generally call SEC teams "daddy"

An added bonus in hoops:
That loser Pastner would get Memphis back to being King of the Turds (see CUSA days)


Discuss

Excuse me... Very few years has GaSouthern "sucked" at football. Out of football, basketball, and baseball...we only regularly suck at basketball...except for last year...for some reason.

I didn't know Ga Southern was in the sunbelt....in fact I didn't know you had football.

Go Belt! Go Tigers!

If the sun belt made me commissioner we would wreck all the g5's in 3 years.

Ark State
Memphis
Southern Miss
Louisiana Laf
Louisiana Monroe
Coastal Carolina
App State
Troy
South Ala
Univ of West Florida
Georgia Southern
Georgia State


Awesomeness

(11-18-2015 04:54 PM)shere khan Wrote:  

(11-18-2015 03:49 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  Consider

-Similar geographic area
-Good cultural fit
-Similar bull@#% academics
-Similar athletic budgets
-Similar histories of sucking in sports
-Similar level of irrelevancy in their own state
-Generally call SEC teams "daddy"

An added bonus in hoops:
That loser Pastner would get Memphis back to being King of the Turds (see CUSA days)


Discuss

Love it love it love it. Only if southern miss comes too

No, no, this thread is unoriginal and derivative, just like Cincinnati.

Maybe we should drop football and join the Big East. We would be laughing our way to the bank.

I want SMU to play Canadian rules football. We will need a new stadium though to fit the field

(11-18-2015 07:45 PM)shere khan Wrote:  If the sun belt made me commissioner we would wreck all the g5's in 3 years.

Ark State
Memphis
Southern Miss
Louisiana Laf
Louisiana Monroe
Coastal Carolina
App State
Troy
South Ala
Univ of West Florida
Georgia Southern
Georgia State


Awesomeness

With home and home series already scheduled with 3 of those schools, the transition would be seamless.