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Bearcats#1 · 11-15-2015 08:35 PM

I fired up the old Bearcats#1 Super Computer to see what kind of readout we could get for this years UC/Memphis basketball games....

After careful calibration and inputing all the necessary information the computer said that UC would totally thrash your Tigers in both regular season games. Sorry fellas/gals, computers don't lie.

Interesting sidenote/food for thought:
I re-ran the program with one change: I gave Pastner a haircut (his hair is just gawd awful) and UC still won, but the games were actually competitive. That's right, his hair negatively affects your team.

I re-ran the program a third time, and this time, instead of Pastner as your coach, I inputed a hobo from the streets and all be dang, you guys split the series with us. Unreal.

Just something to think about.

Be good.

Bearcats#1 out

TiminMem23 · 11-15-2015 08:37 PM

Ha, I have to admit the haircut and hobo stuff made me laugh.

MemphisFan95 · 11-15-2015 08:38 PM

If we win are you going to come on here and hope our best player gets hurt again

tigerscane · 11-15-2015 08:39 PM

Bearcats#1 we will be joining you guys in the Big 12 soon enough and we will continue these battles my man....Peace out...The World Is Ours Memphis....

TiminMem23 · 11-15-2015 08:40 PM

(11-15-2015 08:38 PM)MemphisFan95 Wrote: If we win are you going to come on here and hope our best player gets hurt again

Dude apologized. Let it go.

holyterror · 11-15-2015 08:55 PM

We don't have hobos. We have people who are "housing insecure". Thus, the entire rubric is called into question.

bluecrew · 11-15-2015 09:10 PM

(11-15-2015 08:38 PM)MemphisFan95 Wrote: If we win are you going to come on here and hope our best player gets hurt again

Beat me to it. Should have been banned.

bluecrew · 11-15-2015 09:11 PM

(11-15-2015 08:40 PM)TiminMem23 Wrote:
(11-15-2015 08:38 PM)MemphisFan95 Wrote: If we win are you going to come on here and hope our best player gets hurt again

Dude apologized. Let it go.

No thanks, but you can still kiss his ass if you like.

Tanyaskees · 11-15-2015 09:13 PM

Watch it.....we're the Beale Street Bullies, haven't you heard? 05-mafia

presskh · 11-15-2015 09:15 PM

(11-15-2015 08:55 PM)holyterror Wrote: We don't have hobos. We have people who are "housing insecure". Thus, the entire rubric is called into question.

Sorry, that's "housing challenged" - you apparently haven't received the latest government-issued PC dictionary. To use the term "insecure" implies something negative about their resolve, while "challenged" implies that they are merely fighting hard to overcome unfair obstacles thrown their way.

RCM1029 · 11-15-2015 09:30 PM

Yawn

snowtiger · 11-15-2015 10:20 PM

(11-15-2015 09:15 PM)presskh Wrote:
(11-15-2015 08:55 PM)holyterror Wrote: We don't have hobos. We have people who are "housing insecure". Thus, the entire rubric is called into question.

Sorry, that's "housing challenged" - you apparently haven't received the latest government-issued PC dictionary. To use the term "insecure" implies something negative about their resolve, while "challenged" implies that they are merely fighting hard to overcome unfair obstacles thrown their way.

Yea...the dude should warn us next time when he's gonna try to make us feel insecure on a microagressive level.

Bearcats#1 · 11-16-2015 08:24 AM

lol u guys are great

If you beat us in hoops the only ill will I have is toward Pastner's hair, promise.

~~Brother Bluto~~ · 11-16-2015 02:46 PM

(11-15-2015 09:10 PM)bluecrew Wrote:
(11-15-2015 08:38 PM)MemphisFan95 Wrote: If we win are you going to come on here and hope our best player gets hurt again

Beat me to it. Should have been banned.

Yep ban him and free Jamammy and Tiger Strong!!! TeeGeeFo too

geosnooker2000 · 11-16-2015 08:50 PM

Alright... Who moved this to the smack forum... This guy is harmless. Come on.

Bearcats#1 · 11-16-2015 09:22 PM

(11-16-2015 08:50 PM)geosnooker2000 Wrote: Alright... Who moved this to the smack forum... This guy is harmless. Come on.

seriously....

weak sauce

Bearcats#1 · 11-16-2015 09:23 PM

i give you pastner's hair and hobos and get moved to smack forum????????????????? come on man

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