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Officially Our Rivals If You So Choose
OK, as the self-designated keeper of the official Toledo - "team of our choice" Rivalry Charter I am offering the NIU Huskie Nation the opportunity to become the official Toledo Rockets Rival. Why? BGSU fans have become a bunch of lame, thin-skinned ******* (******** is slang for female cats), and have not lived up to the spirit, humor, and intent of the long-standing rivalry charter.

In order to accept this offer I must get 75% positive response to this thread from the Huskie Dog Pound members. Before you do so please understand that, that by accepting this rivalry offer, we must mutually agree to endure:

1. Insults (in fun) directed at you, your family, ancestors, or your descendants in perpetuity. This may be in the form of words or random photos downloaded from the Internet comparing you to farm animals, domesticated animals, wild animals, People of WalMart, etc.
2. Doppelganger comparisons of your player's photos to photos of other random famous or infamous people, inanimate objects, etc.
3. Very close/almost technical violations of the CSNBBS AUP by describing your lack of intelligence, incompetence, maturity level, etc. especially taken in light of our official rivalry designation. In other words, pretty much business as usual.
4. Working hard to incorporate all UT-NIU sports into the rivalry, including tennis and golf.
5. The psychological impact of losing streaks, no matter how long they may last.

If I receive a 75% favorable response to this offer we can begin work on the official Toledo - NIU Rivalry Charter with our respective legal counsel. Upon approval the of this new charter, the current UT-BGSU Rivalry Charter will be declared null and void.
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I accept your offer


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Deal.
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Bring it Toledo, we accept

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I'm in.
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Whenever a person from Toledo swallows a fly the amount of brains in their body doubles.

A helicopter recently crashed in a Toledo cemetery. The rescue teams have already found 240 dead people.

Q: What's the only thing that grows in Toledo? A: The Crime Rate!

Q. Why do ducks fly over Toledo, Ohio upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Toledo? A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q: Why do Toledo grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: Why don't Toledo football players sink in the Great Lakes? A: Because crap floats...

Q: What does a Toledo grad call an NIU grad in 5 years? A: Boss!

I'm not saying Toledo football players are dumb, but the coach is dressing sixty players for this Tuesdays game. The rest will dress themselves.

Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Glass Bowl? A: Two Rocket fans drowned last year.

Q: Why did the Toledo regents decide to cover the Glass Bowl in cardboard? A: Because the Rockets always look better on paper.

Q: What happens when blondes move from Illinois to Ohio? A: Both states become smarter!

Q: Why aren't Toledo cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? A: They stick to the ground.

Q: What does a girl from Toledo do if she's not in bed by 10pm? A: Go Home.

Q: Why do Toledo students have such beautiful noses? A: They're hand picked.

Q: Why did Toledo disband its water polo team? A: All the horses drowned.

Q: What's the difference between a Toledo diploma and toilet paper? A: About $80,000 per sheet.

Q: What does it say on the back of every Toledo diploma? A: Will Work For Food.

Q: Why did the Toledo grad cross the road? A: Better question would be why is he out of jail?

Q: Why did Bowling Green State change their uniforms to Orange? A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing.

Q: What's the one thing that keeps Toledo basketball players from graduating? A: Going to Class.

Q: Why did the Toledo football team cross the road? A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line at Huskie Stadium.

Q: How is a Toledo girl different from a bowling ball? A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up.

Q: What do Toledo grads use for Birth Control? A: Their personalities.

Q: How do you break a Toledo grads finger? A: Punch him in the nose.

Q: How do you get a Toledo Rockets fan to laugh all weekend long? A: Tell him a joke Monday morning.

Q: Why do Toledo fans smell so bad? A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: Why did Toledo change their field from grass to artificial turf? A: To keep the Rocket cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.

Q: Why do the Toledo Rockets eat cereal straight from the box? A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl.

Q: What's the difference between the Glass Bowl and a cactus? A: The cactus has its pricks on the outside.

Q: What separates a good team from a great team? A: Indiana.

Q: How do you confuse a Toledo student? A: You can't they were born that way.

Q: Did you hear about the Toledo Rocket fan who tried to blow up the NIU team bus? A: He burned his lips on the tailpipe.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Toledo campus? A: A visitor.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in Toledo University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: What does the average Toledo student get on his SAT? A: Drool.

Q: How many Toledo University freshman does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, it's a senior course.

Q: If you have a car containing a Rocket wide receiver, a Rocket linebacker, and a Rocket defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop.

Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Toledo? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

Q: How do you casterate an Toledo Rocket fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: Whats the difference between the Toledo Rockets and cheerios? A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!

Q: Why do Toledo students have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First!

Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Toledo? A: They cause too much brain damage!

Q: What should you do if you find three Toledo University football fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement.

Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Toledo? A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Q. How did the Toledo Rocket fan die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him!

Q: What is the definition of a Toledo virgin? A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..

Q: What does a Toledo Rocket fan do when his team has won the MAC championship? A: He turns off the PlayStation.

Q: What's the difference between a Toledo football player and a dollar? A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Toledo University have in common? A: They both end up in trailer parks.

Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at Toledo? A. With a restraining order.

Q. What's the first thing a Toledo girl does when she wakes up in the morning? A. Walks home.

Q: What did the Toledo female say after sex? A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

A Toledo fan and a Bowling Green fan were driving along when all of a sudden the Toledo fan slams on the brakes. There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Toledo fan said "We Rockets never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep. Then he says to the Bowling Green fan, "Your turn"... And the Falcons fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.

One Day This Kid And His Mom Were Walking Past A Cemetery When They Past A Grave And the Kid Stopped To Read It. He Read Aloud "Here Lies A Toledo Graduate And A Great Man." The Kid Then Says "Mom I Dont Get It." The Mom Says "Why Not?" The Kid Says "Why Are there 2 People Burried here?"
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Why would we want to be rivals with a bunch of toothless, wimpy, lowlifes who think they're better than everyone else? I rather be rivals with a team that can at least beat us once in a while. Maybe someone like BGSU or CMU. But since you're our only offer, I guess I accept. Can I stilll root for you guys to beat BGSU?
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(11-14-2015 01:33 PM)HUSKIEFOOTBALLFAN Wrote:  From another thread

Whenever a person from Toledo swallows a fly the amount of brains in their body doubles.

A helicopter recently crashed in a Toledo cemetery. The rescue teams have already found 240 dead people.

Q: What's the only thing that grows in Toledo? A: The Crime Rate!

Q. Why do ducks fly over Toledo, Ohio upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Toledo? A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q: Why do Toledo grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: Why don't Toledo football players sink in the Great Lakes? A: Because crap floats...

Q: What does a Toledo grad call an NIU grad in 5 years? A: Boss!

I'm not saying Toledo football players are dumb, but the coach is dressing sixty players for this Tuesdays game. The rest will dress themselves.

Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Glass Bowl? A: Two Rocket fans drowned last year.

Q: Why did the Toledo regents decide to cover the Glass Bowl in cardboard? A: Because the Rockets always look better on paper.

Q: What happens when blondes move from Illinois to Ohio? A: Both states become smarter!

Q: Why aren't Toledo cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? A: They stick to the ground.

Q: What does a girl from Toledo do if she's not in bed by 10pm? A: Go Home.

Q: Why do Toledo students have such beautiful noses? A: They're hand picked.

Q: Why did Toledo disband its water polo team? A: All the horses drowned.

Q: What's the difference between a Toledo diploma and toilet paper? A: About $80,000 per sheet.

Q: What does it say on the back of every Toledo diploma? A: Will Work For Food.

Q: Why did the Toledo grad cross the road? A: Better question would be why is he out of jail?

Q: Why did Bowling Green State change their uniforms to Orange? A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing.

Q: What's the one thing that keeps Toledo basketball players from graduating? A: Going to Class.

Q: Why did the Toledo football team cross the road? A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line at Huskie Stadium.

Q: How is a Toledo girl different from a bowling ball? A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up.

Q: What do Toledo grads use for Birth Control? A: Their personalities.

Q: How do you break a Toledo grads finger? A: Punch him in the nose.

Q: How do you get a Toledo Rockets fan to laugh all weekend long? A: Tell him a joke Monday morning.

Q: Why do Toledo fans smell so bad? A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: Why did Toledo change their field from grass to artificial turf? A: To keep the Rocket cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.

Q: Why do the Toledo Rockets eat cereal straight from the box? A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl.

Q: What's the difference between the Glass Bowl and a cactus? A: The cactus has its pricks on the outside.

Q: What separates a good team from a great team? A: Indiana.

Q: How do you confuse a Toledo student? A: You can't they were born that way.

Q: Did you hear about the Toledo Rocket fan who tried to blow up the NIU team bus? A: He burned his lips on the tailpipe.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Toledo campus? A: A visitor.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in Toledo University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: What does the average Toledo student get on his SAT? A: Drool.

Q: How many Toledo University freshman does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, it's a senior course.

Q: If you have a car containing a Rocket wide receiver, a Rocket linebacker, and a Rocket defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop.

Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Toledo? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

Q: How do you casterate an Toledo Rocket fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: Whats the difference between the Toledo Rockets and cheerios? A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!

Q: Why do Toledo students have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First!

Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Toledo? A: They cause too much brain damage!

Q: What should you do if you find three Toledo University football fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement.

Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Toledo? A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Q. How did the Toledo Rocket fan die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him!

Q: What is the definition of a Toledo virgin? A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..

Q: What does a Toledo Rocket fan do when his team has won the MAC championship? A: He turns off the PlayStation.

Q: What's the difference between a Toledo football player and a dollar? A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Toledo University have in common? A: They both end up in trailer parks.

Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at Toledo? A. With a restraining order.

Q. What's the first thing a Toledo girl does when she wakes up in the morning? A. Walks home.

Q: What did the Toledo female say after sex? A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

A Toledo fan and a Bowling Green fan were driving along when all of a sudden the Toledo fan slams on the brakes. There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Toledo fan said "We Rockets never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep. Then he says to the Bowling Green fan, "Your turn"... And the Falcons fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.

One Day This Kid And His Mom Were Walking Past A Cemetery When They Past A Grave And the Kid Stopped To Read It. He Read Aloud "Here Lies A Toledo Graduate And A Great Man." The Kid Then Says "Mom I Dont Get It." The Mom Says "Why Not?" The Kid Says "Why Are there 2 People Burried here?"
I laughed far too hard at most of these

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(11-14-2015 01:41 PM)Stay Cool Wrote:  
(11-14-2015 01:33 PM)HUSKIEFOOTBALLFAN Wrote:  From another thread

Whenever a person from Toledo swallows a fly the amount of brains in their body doubles.

A helicopter recently crashed in a Toledo cemetery. The rescue teams have already found 240 dead people.

Q: What's the only thing that grows in Toledo? A: The Crime Rate!

Q. Why do ducks fly over Toledo, Ohio upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Toledo? A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q: Why do Toledo grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: Why don't Toledo football players sink in the Great Lakes? A: Because crap floats...

Q: What does a Toledo grad call an NIU grad in 5 years? A: Boss!

I'm not saying Toledo football players are dumb, but the coach is dressing sixty players for this Tuesdays game. The rest will dress themselves.

Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Glass Bowl? A: Two Rocket fans drowned last year.

Q: Why did the Toledo regents decide to cover the Glass Bowl in cardboard? A: Because the Rockets always look better on paper.

Q: What happens when blondes move from Illinois to Ohio? A: Both states become smarter!

Q: Why aren't Toledo cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? A: They stick to the ground.

Q: What does a girl from Toledo do if she's not in bed by 10pm? A: Go Home.

Q: Why do Toledo students have such beautiful noses? A: They're hand picked.

Q: Why did Toledo disband its water polo team? A: All the horses drowned.

Q: What's the difference between a Toledo diploma and toilet paper? A: About $80,000 per sheet.

Q: What does it say on the back of every Toledo diploma? A: Will Work For Food.

Q: Why did the Toledo grad cross the road? A: Better question would be why is he out of jail?

Q: Why did Bowling Green State change their uniforms to Orange? A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing.

Q: What's the one thing that keeps Toledo basketball players from graduating? A: Going to Class.

Q: Why did the Toledo football team cross the road? A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line at Huskie Stadium.

Q: How is a Toledo girl different from a bowling ball? A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up.

Q: What do Toledo grads use for Birth Control? A: Their personalities.

Q: How do you break a Toledo grads finger? A: Punch him in the nose.

Q: How do you get a Toledo Rockets fan to laugh all weekend long? A: Tell him a joke Monday morning.

Q: Why do Toledo fans smell so bad? A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: Why did Toledo change their field from grass to artificial turf? A: To keep the Rocket cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.

Q: Why do the Toledo Rockets eat cereal straight from the box? A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl.

Q: What's the difference between the Glass Bowl and a cactus? A: The cactus has its pricks on the outside.

Q: What separates a good team from a great team? A: Indiana.

Q: How do you confuse a Toledo student? A: You can't they were born that way.

Q: Did you hear about the Toledo Rocket fan who tried to blow up the NIU team bus? A: He burned his lips on the tailpipe.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Toledo campus? A: A visitor.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in Toledo University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: What does the average Toledo student get on his SAT? A: Drool.

Q: How many Toledo University freshman does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, it's a senior course.

Q: If you have a car containing a Rocket wide receiver, a Rocket linebacker, and a Rocket defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop.

Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Toledo? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

Q: How do you casterate an Toledo Rocket fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: Whats the difference between the Toledo Rockets and cheerios? A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!

Q: Why do Toledo students have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First!

Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Toledo? A: They cause too much brain damage!

Q: What should you do if you find three Toledo University football fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement.

Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Toledo? A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Q. How did the Toledo Rocket fan die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him!

Q: What is the definition of a Toledo virgin? A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..

Q: What does a Toledo Rocket fan do when his team has won the MAC championship? A: He turns off the PlayStation.

Q: What's the difference between a Toledo football player and a dollar? A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Toledo University have in common? A: They both end up in trailer parks.

Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at Toledo? A. With a restraining order.

Q. What's the first thing a Toledo girl does when she wakes up in the morning? A. Walks home.

Q: What did the Toledo female say after sex? A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

A Toledo fan and a Bowling Green fan were driving along when all of a sudden the Toledo fan slams on the brakes. There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Toledo fan said "We Rockets never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep. Then he says to the Bowling Green fan, "Your turn"... And the Falcons fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.

One Day This Kid And His Mom Were Walking Past A Cemetery When They Past A Grave And the Kid Stopped To Read It. He Read Aloud "Here Lies A Toledo Graduate And A Great Man." The Kid Then Says "Mom I Dont Get It." The Mom Says "Why Not?" The Kid Says "Why Are there 2 People Burried here?"
I laughed far too hard at most of these

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(11-14-2015 01:33 PM)HUSKIEFOOTBALLFAN Wrote:  From another thread

Whenever a person from Toledo swallows a fly the amount of brains in their body doubles.

A helicopter recently crashed in a Toledo cemetery. The rescue teams have already found 240 dead people.

Q: What's the only thing that grows in Toledo? A: The Crime Rate!

Q. Why do ducks fly over Toledo, Ohio upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Toledo? A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q: Why do Toledo grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: Why don't Toledo football players sink in the Great Lakes? A: Because crap floats...

Q: What does a Toledo grad call an NIU grad in 5 years? A: Boss!

I'm not saying Toledo football players are dumb, but the coach is dressing sixty players for this Tuesdays game. The rest will dress themselves.

Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Glass Bowl? A: Two Rocket fans drowned last year.

Q: Why did the Toledo regents decide to cover the Glass Bowl in cardboard? A: Because the Rockets always look better on paper.

Q: What happens when blondes move from Illinois to Ohio? A: Both states become smarter!

Q: Why aren't Toledo cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? A: They stick to the ground.

Q: What does a girl from Toledo do if she's not in bed by 10pm? A: Go Home.

Q: Why do Toledo students have such beautiful noses? A: They're hand picked.

Q: Why did Toledo disband its water polo team? A: All the horses drowned.

Q: What's the difference between a Toledo diploma and toilet paper? A: About $80,000 per sheet.

Q: What does it say on the back of every Toledo diploma? A: Will Work For Food.

Q: Why did the Toledo grad cross the road? A: Better question would be why is he out of jail?

Q: Why did Bowling Green State change their uniforms to Orange? A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing.

Q: What's the one thing that keeps Toledo basketball players from graduating? A: Going to Class.

Q: Why did the Toledo football team cross the road? A: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line at Huskie Stadium.

Q: How is a Toledo girl different from a bowling ball? A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up.

Q: What do Toledo grads use for Birth Control? A: Their personalities.

Q: How do you break a Toledo grads finger? A: Punch him in the nose.

Q: How do you get a Toledo Rockets fan to laugh all weekend long? A: Tell him a joke Monday morning.

Q: Why do Toledo fans smell so bad? A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: Why did Toledo change their field from grass to artificial turf? A: To keep the Rocket cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.

Q: Why do the Toledo Rockets eat cereal straight from the box? A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl.

Q: What's the difference between the Glass Bowl and a cactus? A: The cactus has its pricks on the outside.

Q: What separates a good team from a great team? A: Indiana.

Q: How do you confuse a Toledo student? A: You can't they were born that way.

Q: Did you hear about the Toledo Rocket fan who tried to blow up the NIU team bus? A: He burned his lips on the tailpipe.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Toledo campus? A: A visitor.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in Toledo University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: What does the average Toledo student get on his SAT? A: Drool.

Q: How many Toledo University freshman does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, it's a senior course.

Q: If you have a car containing a Rocket wide receiver, a Rocket linebacker, and a Rocket defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop.

Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Toledo? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

Q: How do you casterate an Toledo Rocket fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: Whats the difference between the Toledo Rockets and cheerios? A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!

Q: Why do Toledo students have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First!

Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Toledo? A: They cause too much brain damage!

Q: What should you do if you find three Toledo University football fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement.

Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Toledo? A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

Q. How did the Toledo Rocket fan die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him!

Q: What is the definition of a Toledo virgin? A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..

Q: What does a Toledo Rocket fan do when his team has won the MAC championship? A: He turns off the PlayStation.

Q: What's the difference between a Toledo football player and a dollar? A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Toledo University have in common? A: They both end up in trailer parks.

Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at Toledo? A. With a restraining order.

Q. What's the first thing a Toledo girl does when she wakes up in the morning? A. Walks home.

Q: What did the Toledo female say after sex? A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!

A Toledo fan and a Bowling Green fan were driving along when all of a sudden the Toledo fan slams on the brakes. There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Toledo fan said "We Rockets never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep. Then he says to the Bowling Green fan, "Your turn"... And the Falcons fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.

One Day This Kid And His Mom Were Walking Past A Cemetery When They Past A Grave And the Kid Stopped To Read It. He Read Aloud "Here Lies A Toledo Graduate And A Great Man." The Kid Then Says "Mom I Dont Get It." The Mom Says "Why Not?" The Kid Says "Why Are there 2 People Burried here?"

This rivalry audition shows promise. The whining BG fans would have reported this post to a mod because their feeling are hurt...

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From another thread

True Toledo Stories
Toledo is the only city in the world where a man’s mistress is more ugly than his wife.

A Helicopter crashes in a Toledo cemetery. The rescue teams have already found 100 dead people.

How do you say genius in Toledo? A Huskies fan.

Why do Toledoans never play hide and seek? Because nobody wants to look for them.

The difference between a Toledo wedding and a Toledo funeral is that at a funeral there’s one person not drinking.

What is the difference between Toledo and Bowling Green residents? Toledo has nice neighbors!

How do you know that you’re talking to an extrovert Toledoan? When conversing with you, he’s looking at your feet instead of his own.

How do you get a Toledoan out of the bathtub? Throw in a bar of soap.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door of a Toledoans house? The future.

A Huskie, a Rocket and a Falcon run a 100-meter race. The Huskie wins, the Falcon gave up, and the Rocket lost his way.

Rocket fans, have you heard, the male gorilla in the Toledo Zoo is seriously ill and the female gorilla is going crazy without sex. They are now looking for somebody to replace the male gorilla and they are willing to pay up to 5,000 dollars. I heard says the Rocket fan, but where will I find 5,000 dollars?

I think, therefore I am, says a Toledoan and disappears without a trace.

A Rocket interviews for a job in Chicago. Where are you from asks the employer? From Toledo says the applicant. Oh, I know, says the employer, you Rockets are known to be lazy. Oh no, sir, responds the Rocket, those are the Falcons. We Rocket are stupid.

A Toledo woman is taken by intensive care in city hospital. Her husband is waiting for the doctor. Doctor came out and talked to her husband and said your wife is not looking good. Doctor, I know that, but she is good cook, she is good with our children and that is the reason why she is my wife.

What do you call a Rocket going to the University of Toledo? A person without a chance.

What do you call a Rocket with 300 hundred wives? A Shepherd.

A Toledoan and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture. The Toledoan says we have the Mud Hens. Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, we have the Coliseum. The Toledoan retorts, we Toledoans have the University of Toledo, the Italian, nodding agreement, says, but we built the Roman Empire. And so on and so on until the Toledoan comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, we invented sex! The Italian replies, that is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.

What’s the fastest thing in Bowling Green? A Rocket with your TV. What’s the second fastest thing in Toledo? His cousin with your blue ray player.

What’s a Toledoan with two brain cells? Pregnant

A Huskie and a Rocket are sitting in a bar, watching the evening news. They see a woman ready to jump from the 6th floor, shouting I’m going to jump, I’m going to jump. The Huskie says. I bet she’s going to jump. The Rocket replies I bet she wont. So they bet, and the woman jumps. Then the Huskie tells the Rocket I have to confess that I cheated, as I already saw it on the 1pm news. Me too, says the Rocket, I saw it on the 1pm news already. But I did not think that she would be stupid enough to jump twice.



What do you call a Rocket who has five naked children chained to the heater in his basement? Nothing, he’s still just a regular Rocket.



A Toledo man is hiking across Ohio when he spots a herd of sheep in the distance. He whips out his binoculars, counts 75 sheep and then heads towards the farmer. If I can guess the number of sheep you have, may I pick one of them out for myself? Sure the farmer replies, you will never get it right. 75 the Toledo man says. Well shoot, go take one. The Toledo man walks back into the field and returns with his prize slung over his shoulder. Upon seeing the triumphant Toledoan, the farmer asks, If I can guess what city your from can I have my dog back?


Some tourists in the Toledo Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are? The guard replies, they are 80 million, four years, and six months old. – That’s an awfully exact number, says the tourist, how do you know their age so precisely? The guard replies, well, the dinosaur bones were 80 million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.


A Huskie bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day in DeKalb, when suddenly the door bursts open and in come four howling Rockets. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, 51 days, 51 days, 51 days!

Soon, three more Rockets arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. 51 days, 51 days, 51 days! Two more Rockets show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. 51 days, 51 days, 51 days!

Finally, the tenth Rocket comes in with a picture under his arm. He walks over to the table, sits the picture in the middle and the table erupts.

Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting 51 days, 51 days, 51 days! The bartender can’t contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child’s puzzle of the Cookie Monster.

When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the Rockets, What’s all the chanting and celebration about? The Rocket who brought in the picture pipes in, everyone thinks that Rockets are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!
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I accept. Tuck Foledo.
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Toledo is a speed bump, not a rival.
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If the choice of rivals is between Muncie and Toledo. I'll take Toledo.
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(11-14-2015 02:54 PM)7 Wrote:  Toledo is a speed bump, not a rival.

Loser...
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About time. Just a friendly reminder 6 wins in a row. 2190 days. Not one kid on Toledo's team knows what it feels like to beat NIU. Ouch
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I'm in.
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