Love the trolling, Dirty! Keep it up. One of those old sweater vests might have a stroke. Lol

Yea, folks. It's pretty epic and it's only Wednesday. Go take a look and enjoy a chuckle at the spatters.

http://richmond.forums.rivals.com/

Just wish SpiderDad would join me...

LOL, they deleted my thread and posts. What fascists.

I know that you don't want to hear my lame ass excuses but please know that if I could, I would. But, the Purple Wave has retired. There just ain't any JUICE left. Thanks for making my day though! Go Dukes!

P.S. I hate the Ticks!

(10-21-2015 02:53 PM)The Purple Wave Wrote:  I know that you don't want to hear my lame ass excuses but please know that if I could, I would. But, the Purple Wave has retired. There just ain't any JUICE left. Thanks for making my day though! Go Dukes!

P.S. I hate the Ticks!

YOU ARE A SHELL OF THE MAN YOU ONCE WERE

(kidding i love you)

Where is SpiderFather!?!

Dirty you have kept me rolling. Thst was some classic trolling

(10-21-2015 02:53 PM)The Purple Wave Wrote:  I know that you don't want to hear my lame ass excuses but please know that if I could, I would. But, the Purple Wave has retired. There just ain't any JUICE left. Thanks for making my day though! Go Dukes!

P.S. I hate the Ticks!

Purplewave, if you refuse to appease the masses and the Dukes lose, then you must accept all of the blame and any public ridicule that comes your way.

JMU Nation needs you to put a cherry on top of this euphoric weekend.
Please take a shot of bourbon and reconsider your decision.

(10-21-2015 02:53 PM)The Purple Wave Wrote:  I know that you don't want to hear my lame ass excuses but please know that if I could, I would. But, the Purple Wave has retired. There just ain't any JUICE left. Thanks for making my day though! Go Dukes!

P.S. I hate the Ticks!

You know Johnny Sylvester miraculously recovered when Babe Ruth hit a home run for him. Billy from Seinfeld was healed when Kramer promised him that Paul O'Neil would hit two home runs for him. Purple Wave you are the Babe Ruth of Tick week and I have a bad feeling about this week. Too much hype, college game day, undefeated season, undefeated conference opponent. We need the confidence as fans that the Purple Wave gives us. Could you do it one last time for Johnny, Billy and JMU Nation? We will not ask again.


Unless we win which will make next weeks game at William and Mary huge. Thanks Dirty for your work.

(10-21-2015 04:43 PM)Hart Foundation Wrote:  

(10-21-2015 02:53 PM)The Purple Wave Wrote:  I know that you don't want to hear my lame ass excuses but please know that if I could, I would. But, the Purple Wave has retired. There just ain't any JUICE left. Thanks for making my day though! Go Dukes!

P.S. I hate the Ticks!

Purplewave, if you refuse to appease the masses and the Dukes lose, then you must accept all of the blame and any public ridicule that comes your way.

JMU Nation needs you to put a cherry on top of this euphoric weekend.
Please take a shot of bourbon and reconsider your decision.

BUMP

It's all his fault!

I accept full responsibility. I even ran out on the field and broke Vad Lee's foot. Sorry. Blame the Purple Wave!! :)

(10-26-2015 02:37 PM)The Purple Wave Wrote:  I accept full responsibility. I even ran out on the field and broke Vad Lee's foot. Sorry. Blame the Purple Wave!! :)

Good to finally meet you in the bookstore Friday night and definitely not your fault (ok, well sort of - ha). Also good to know a picture of The Purple Wave and Haley exists!

(10-26-2015 03:46 PM)PurpleStreamers Wrote:  

(10-26-2015 02:37 PM)The Purple Wave Wrote:  I accept full responsibility. I even ran out on the field and broke Vad Lee's foot. Sorry. Blame the Purple Wave!! :)

Good to finally meet you in the bookstore Friday night and definitely not your fault (ok, well sort of - ha). Also good to know a picture of The Purple Wave and Haley exists!

Yes enjoyed meeting you as well. I wish it were at easy as just another Purple Wave! Hope Coach has the team ready for the Featherless Tribe. Thanks for your blogging efforts as well!

PurpleWave has the stain of a loss to Richmond on his resume. You denied what you were created to do.
How could you let down JMU nation like that?

I think I can speak for the entire fanbase and say we are thoroughly disgusted with your apathy and writer's block.

Perhaps you can use a ghost writer and just proof their copy before publishing.
We will never know.

(10-26-2015 06:56 PM)Hart Foundation Wrote:  PurpleWave has the stain of a loss to Richmond on his resume. You denied what you were created to do.
How could you let down JMU nation like that?

I think I can speak for the entire fanbase and say we are thoroughly disgusted with your apathy and writer's block.

Perhaps you can use a ghost writer and just proof their copy before publishing.
We will never know.

Deal. If anyone is interested, please email me at dparr@deloitte.com. I am happy to help however I can. But when your last couple efforts involved women farting and nearly crapping their pants, you're done. I like the idea of ghost writers. Except for Dirty. He is a guaranteed L.