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UNH guide on how to avoid being a shitlord
Please read, note mentally, and abide by these restrictions. Unless, of course, you're a patriarchal, cis, white shitlord.

http://www.ijreview.com/2015/07/379988-s...t-trouble/
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Just more stupid politically correct bullsh!t.
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The term Cisgendered really grinds my gears.
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Quote:Orientals

In what context would anyone use this term anymore? Or use it on purpose in a non-ironic, taking the piss kind of way?

Quote:“European-American individuals” is the favored term over “Caucasian.

But I am not a “European-American individual,” I am a "Caucasian American."

I simply don't understand this faction of society that clings to the notion that telling people to be nice, will make everyone be nice. I don git it.
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I'm really glad there aren't any tumblrinas on the boards. They'd be genuinely trying to defend this ultra-PC garbage. The sad thing is that they think they're the good guys in all this.
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(07-30-2015 10:38 AM)CameramanJ Wrote:  I'm really glad there aren't any tumblrinas on the boards. They'd be genuinely trying to defend this ultra-PC garbage. The sad thing is that they think they're the good guys in all this.

The word garbage triggers me, can you please stop using it?
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(07-30-2015 10:41 AM)dmacfour Wrote:  
(07-30-2015 10:38 AM)CameramanJ Wrote:  I'm really glad there aren't any tumblrinas on the boards. They'd be genuinely trying to defend this ultra-PC garbage. The sad thing is that they think they're the good guys in all this.

The word garbage triggers me, can you please stop using it?

I agree. Seriously.

The fact that he didn't include recyclables triggers the **** out of me.
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(07-30-2015 10:48 AM)shiftyeagle Wrote:  
(07-30-2015 10:41 AM)dmacfour Wrote:  The word garbage triggers me, can you please stop using it?

I agree. Seriously.

The fact that he didn't include recyclables triggers the **** out of me.


Shouldn't "trigger" be a pretty big trigger for people?
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(07-30-2015 10:51 AM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  
(07-30-2015 10:48 AM)shiftyeagle Wrote:  
(07-30-2015 10:41 AM)dmacfour Wrote:  The word garbage triggers me, can you please stop using it?

I agree. Seriously.

The fact that he didn't include recyclables triggers the **** out of me.


Shouldn't "trigger" be a pretty big trigger for people?

Okay, now I'm really triggered.
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(07-30-2015 10:51 AM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  
(07-30-2015 10:48 AM)shiftyeagle Wrote:  
(07-30-2015 10:41 AM)dmacfour Wrote:  The word garbage triggers me, can you please stop using it?

I agree. Seriously.

The fact that he didn't include recyclables triggers the **** out of me.


Shouldn't "trigger" be a pretty big trigger for people?
Good point!

"Trigger" implies a love of guns and guns are evil. They kill people and are only used by white, heterosexual shitlords.

You did it now. I'm so (thinking of a new word) that I'm going to blog about this on Tumblr.
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(07-30-2015 10:53 AM)dmacfour Wrote:  
(07-30-2015 10:51 AM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  
(07-30-2015 10:48 AM)shiftyeagle Wrote:  
(07-30-2015 10:41 AM)dmacfour Wrote:  The word garbage triggers me, can you please stop using it?

I agree. Seriously.

The fact that he didn't include recyclables triggers the **** out of me.


Shouldn't "trigger" be a pretty big trigger for people?

Okay, now I'm really triggered.

I find your waste-phobic tendencies to be problematic, and I will now be blocking you on Twitter. Stop oppressing me, normie.
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(07-30-2015 10:55 AM)shiftyeagle Wrote:  You did it now. I'm so (thinking of a new word) that I'm going to blog about this on Tumblr.

Blogging reinforces white privilege.

(Holy shite, we can really do this forever and on anything, can't we?)
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(07-30-2015 10:59 AM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  
(07-30-2015 10:55 AM)shiftyeagle Wrote:  You did it now. I'm so (thinking of a new word) that I'm going to blog about this on Tumblr.

Blogging reinforces white privilege.

(Holy shite, we can really do this forever and on anything, can't we?)

Another good point.

It is true that I only have internet access because I'm a white hetero assbag. Blogging is very oppressive to those who don't have interwebs. Or to the illiterate around the world.
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(07-30-2015 11:05 AM)shiftyeagle Wrote:  Or to the illiterate around the world.

Someone is only illiterate because of lack of opportunity. Opportunity stolen by colonization and mass genocide perpetrated by cisgendered European-American males.

Also, note that North Korea and Cuba claim almost 100% literacy. Makes you think!

(I could absolutely be the best tumblrina social justice warrior evar.)
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SJWs are really just mentally ill and not in the way they think makes the unique, cool, or oppressed in the way that should get them attention.
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(07-30-2015 11:33 AM)HeartOfDixie Wrote:  SJWs are really just mentally ill and not in the way they think makes the unique, cool, or oppressed in the way that should get them attention.

Woah, mentally ill is too strong of a word.

I wish I was joking, but there's an actual PC push to stop using the term "mental illness".
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I like to use the word retarded...just to see people's reaction.
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(07-30-2015 11:39 AM)dmacfour Wrote:  
(07-30-2015 11:33 AM)HeartOfDixie Wrote:  SJWs are really just mentally ill and not in the way they think makes the unique, cool, or oppressed in the way that should get them attention.

Woah, mentally ill is too strong of a word.

I wish I was joking, but there's an actual PC push to stop using the term "mental illness".

You're right; I've seen that.

r/tumblrinaction is one of my favorites.

They are basically the kids that got made fun of and resent everything in the world.
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(07-30-2015 11:40 AM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  I like to use the word retarded...just to see people's reaction.

Hell, the word itself just means to be held back or slowed.

In French it is to be late.
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