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(07-29-2015 06:57 AM)HoustonRocks Wrote:  Link

Few funny ones to me:

Connecticut is a rich white woman sipping a martini and silently judging all the other states.

Illinois is a larger gentleman, eating deep dish pizza and drinking a Goose Island. He's reminiscing about the '85 Bears and how "this is the Cubs year".

Kentucky would be drinking bourbon and arguing with anybody who will listen about college basketball. (this one is so true)

New Jersey is a man of Italian/Mediterranean descent wearing a wifebeater and track pants. He's downing jagerbombs and giving people the finger.

Ohio is an incredibly average white guy, that's not out of shape but not in good shape either. He has his sports hat on of his favorite Ohio sports team and is drinking good beer but nothing fancy. He has a family and works in an office. He can't stop talking about how much he hates himself, but doesn't leave due to his ties there, and would miss his friends if he left. (Bearcat#1 you in this bar? )

Texas is singing karaoke about how great Texas is.

Sounds about right

(07-29-2015 09:32 AM)bearcatfan1211 Wrote:  

(07-29-2015 06:57 AM)HoustonRocks Wrote:  Link

Few funny ones to me:

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Ohio is an incredibly average white guy, that's not out of shape but not in good shape either. He has his sports hat on of his favorite Ohio sports team and is drinking good beer but nothing fancy. He has a family and works in an office. He can't stop talking about how much he hates himself, but doesn't leave due to his ties there, and would miss his friends if he left. (Bearcat#1 you in this bar? )

This is more fitting since he lives there

Arkansas is drinking straight whiskey and asking people if they want to arm wrestle to prove how manly they are.

Wow they literally stole the content for this article from reddit comments

New Jersey is a man of Italian/Mediterranean descent wearing a wifebeater and track pants. He's downing jagerbombs and giving people the finger.
NJ would have his other hand on Pa's ass and would be telling Washington to GFY.

(07-29-2015 09:32 AM)bearcatfan1211 Wrote:  

(07-29-2015 06:57 AM)HoustonRocks Wrote:  Link

Few funny ones to me:

Connecticut is a rich white woman sipping a martini and silently judging all the other states.

Illinois is a larger gentleman, eating deep dish pizza and drinking a Goose Island. He's reminiscing about the '85 Bears and how "this is the Cubs year".

Kentucky would be drinking bourbon and arguing with anybody who will listen about college basketball. (this one is so true)

New Jersey is a man of Italian/Mediterranean descent wearing a wifebeater and track pants. He's downing jagerbombs and giving people the finger.

Ohio is an incredibly average white guy, that's not out of shape but not in good shape either. He has his sports hat on of his favorite Ohio sports team and is drinking good beer but nothing fancy. He has a family and works in an office. He can't stop talking about how much he hates himself, but doesn't leave due to his ties there, and would miss his friends if he left. (Bearcat#1 you in this bar? )

Texas is singing karaoke about how great Texas is.

lol its me!!!!!!!

Except im in incredible shape and I like bourbon....Makers 46

The one for Florida is incredibly lame and not accurate. Our state is tripolar.... the top of florida is vastly different than middle and the south is basically a different country.

I'm not sure I really even understand the NC one

(07-29-2015 10:17 AM)mikeinsec127 Wrote:  New Jersey is a man of Italian/Mediterranean descent wearing a wifebeater and track pants. He's downing jagerbombs and giving people the finger.
NJ would have his other hand on Pa's ass and would be telling Washington to GFY.

.....and his watch his worth more than his car.

(07-29-2015 02:54 PM)wavefan12 Wrote:  

(07-29-2015 10:17 AM)mikeinsec127 Wrote:  New Jersey is a man of Italian/Mediterranean descent wearing a wifebeater and track pants. He's downing jagerbombs and giving people the finger.
NJ would have his other hand on Pa's ass and would be telling Washington to GFY.

.....and his watch his worth more than his car.

Way wrong. We would rather have a fancy car than a fancy house. He would be driving a hot leased vehicle, but still live home with mom.

I don't watch NASCAR.

(07-29-2015 01:53 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  

(07-29-2015 09:32 AM)bearcatfan1211 Wrote:  

(07-29-2015 06:57 AM)HoustonRocks Wrote:  Link

Few funny ones to me:

Connecticut is a rich white woman sipping a martini and silently judging all the other states.

Illinois is a larger gentleman, eating deep dish pizza and drinking a Goose Island. He's reminiscing about the '85 Bears and how "this is the Cubs year".

Kentucky would be drinking bourbon and arguing with anybody who will listen about college basketball. (this one is so true)

New Jersey is a man of Italian/Mediterranean descent wearing a wifebeater and track pants. He's downing jagerbombs and giving people the finger.

Ohio is an incredibly average white guy, that's not out of shape but not in good shape either. He has his sports hat on of his favorite Ohio sports team and is drinking good beer but nothing fancy. He has a family and works in an office. He can't stop talking about how much he hates himself, but doesn't leave due to his ties there, and would miss his friends if he left. (Bearcat#1 you in this bar? )

Texas is singing karaoke about how great Texas is.

lol its me!!!!!!!

Except im in incredible shape and I like bourbon....Makers 46

Hmmm... I always pictured you as more of a Schmirnoff Ice kind of kitty. You must drink the makers to get that awful budlight lime taste out of your mouth.

I thought my state's was perfect:

Quote:Bonus #2… Washington D.C. is the bartender since it's not a state but is essential for the whole thing to keep running. Plus everyone loves it when they need something and hates it when they don't.

And yes, I said State. We basically function as a state (DMV, regulatory apparatus, income taxes, healthcare exchange, Federal grant applications, university system) without the recognition or representation. Yes, I'm taxed even though I have no representation in the body that sets those taxes.

(07-29-2015 04:49 PM)invisiblehand Wrote:  

(07-29-2015 01:53 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  

(07-29-2015 09:32 AM)bearcatfan1211 Wrote:  

(07-29-2015 06:57 AM)HoustonRocks Wrote:  Link

Few funny ones to me:

Connecticut is a rich white woman sipping a martini and silently judging all the other states.

Illinois is a larger gentleman, eating deep dish pizza and drinking a Goose Island. He's reminiscing about the '85 Bears and how "this is the Cubs year".

Kentucky would be drinking bourbon and arguing with anybody who will listen about college basketball. (this one is so true)

New Jersey is a man of Italian/Mediterranean descent wearing a wifebeater and track pants. He's downing jagerbombs and giving people the finger.

Ohio is an incredibly average white guy, that's not out of shape but not in good shape either. He has his sports hat on of his favorite Ohio sports team and is drinking good beer but nothing fancy. He has a family and works in an office. He can't stop talking about how much he hates himself, but doesn't leave due to his ties there, and would miss his friends if he left. (Bearcat#1 you in this bar? )

Texas is singing karaoke about how great Texas is.

lol its me!!!!!!!

Except im in incredible shape and I like bourbon....Makers 46

Hmmm... I always pictured you as more of a Schmirnoff Ice kind of kitty. You must drink the makers to get that awful budlight lime taste out of your mouth.

i like Sam Adams, Blue Moon, and Modelo Espesial.

(07-29-2015 09:32 AM)bearcatfan1211 Wrote:  

(07-29-2015 06:57 AM)HoustonRocks Wrote:  Link

Few funny ones to me:

Connecticut is a rich white woman sipping a martini and silently judging all the other states.

Illinois is a larger gentleman, eating deep dish pizza and drinking a Goose Island. He's reminiscing about the '85 Bears and how "this is the Cubs year".

Kentucky would be drinking bourbon and arguing with anybody who will listen about college basketball. (this one is so true)

New Jersey is a man of Italian/Mediterranean descent wearing a wifebeater and track pants. He's downing jagerbombs and giving people the finger.

Ohio is an incredibly average white guy, that's not out of shape but not in good shape either. He has his sports hat on of his favorite Ohio sports team and is drinking good beer but nothing fancy. He has a family and works in an office. He can't stop talking about how much he hates himself, but doesn't leave due to his ties there, and would miss his friends if he left. (Bearcat#1 you in this bar? )

Texas is singing karaoke about how great Texas is.

This is true...


Georgia will be drinking bud light, wearing a UGA trucker hat, tortoise Costa Del Mar sunglasses with croakies, solid colored Polo shirt, questionably short shorts with a UGA belt, and driving a Z71 with a Browning decal in their rear window (even though he only went hunting twice, in Jr High) and a UGA license plate frame. He went to Valdosta State University, and he works in his dad’s local business.

(07-29-2015 05:13 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  

(07-29-2015 04:49 PM)invisiblehand Wrote:  

(07-29-2015 01:53 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  

(07-29-2015 09:32 AM)bearcatfan1211 Wrote:  

(07-29-2015 06:57 AM)HoustonRocks Wrote:  Link

Few funny ones to me:

Connecticut is a rich white woman sipping a martini and silently judging all the other states.

Illinois is a larger gentleman, eating deep dish pizza and drinking a Goose Island. He's reminiscing about the '85 Bears and how "this is the Cubs year".

Kentucky would be drinking bourbon and arguing with anybody who will listen about college basketball. (this one is so true)

New Jersey is a man of Italian/Mediterranean descent wearing a wifebeater and track pants. He's downing jagerbombs and giving people the finger.

Ohio is an incredibly average white guy, that's not out of shape but not in good shape either. He has his sports hat on of his favorite Ohio sports team and is drinking good beer but nothing fancy. He has a family and works in an office. He can't stop talking about how much he hates himself, but doesn't leave due to his ties there, and would miss his friends if he left. (Bearcat#1 you in this bar? )

Texas is singing karaoke about how great Texas is.

lol its me!!!!!!!

Except im in incredible shape and I like bourbon....Makers 46

Hmmm... I always pictured you as more of a Schmirnoff Ice kind of kitty. You must drink the makers to get that awful budlight lime taste out of your mouth.

i like Sam Adams, Blue Moon, and Modelo Espesial.

What no Zima... lol

Quote:Maryland is drinking a Chesapeake margarita. Rim lined with Old Bay. He is insisting that everyone try his drink because it's really good if you just give it a chance, but no one else seems to get it.

Old Bay does tend to make most everything better ... I would suggest trying Crabanero Sauce for starts ...

http://www.crabanero.com/