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6/30 is Near so I Present This Thread to Bring Some Cheer
**DISCLAIMER: Clearly we don't all feel the exact same about conference alignment so this remix isn't to echo everyone. The lyrics were written for fun so please don't get bent out of shape over it.**

We’re having conference problems and I feel bad for us son
We got 99 problems but monitoring ain’t one

[Verse One]
We got the watch patrol on the conference patrol
Foes that wanna make sure our FBS chance is closed
Conference critics that say JMU “CAA 4 LYFE”
We’re from the ‘burg stupid what type of problem is that
If you grew up with holes in your conference woes
You’d celebrate the minute we was moving hoes
We’re like forget the critics you can check our pride
If you don’t like our lyrics too bad you’re along for the ride
Got beef with Bourne cause he won’t hear us out
So he won’t catch our praises so we don’t give a **** SO
College Football mags mention other schools’ markets they’re in
That conferences think will give em more cash for wins
I don’t know what you take us as
Or understand the fan base JMU has
We’re from Virginia but lookin’ for National recognition
We got 99 problems but monitoring ain’t one
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 problems but monitoring ain’t one
We’re having conference problems and I feel bad for us son
We got 99 problems but monitoring ain’t one
Hit me

[Verse Two]
The year is ’15 and the monitoring is long
In our rear view mirror is the CAAZone be gone
We’ve got two choices yall, give up on a change or
Bounce on the double and monitor no more
Now we ain’t trying to see no “CAA 4 LYFE” mistake
Cause we spend so much money for our athletics case
So we pull up to the fork in the road
And we hear “Fans, do you know why we’re monitoring so?”
Cause we’re dumb and slow and our peers left us ya know
Do we look like mind readers, we don’t know
Are we stuck here for life or should we guess some mo?
“Well we was doing well in the CAA for years”
“NCAA appearances, rivalries and cheers”
“We aren’t carrying dead weight, now I know a lot of you say we are”
I ain’t believing this, our reasoning to move is legit
“Do you mind if we look around for conferences a bit”
Well you’ve done that for years and that story is wack
And you know what we donate, so you gon’ need us for that
“Aren’t y’all sharp as a tack are you some type of AD or something?”
“Or some president important or something?”
Nah we ain’t but we’ve cared about this school for a bit
Enough that we know how to handle this ****
“We’ll see how smart you are when a conference move don’t come”
We got 99 problems but monitoring ain’t one
Hit me

[Chorus X2]

[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
Other schools like ourselves had to strong arm for their own
This is a big deal in the sense of our school, no need to be a wussy
But a wussy having no damn sense, we say try and push me
We try to ignore the admin, so amongst ourselves we talk
While prayin’ for them, cause them fools just love to talk with no walk
You know our fan type we louder than a motor bike
But we wouldn’t throw down unless it’s on CSN in a verbal fight
The only thing that’s gonna happen is we’re gonna keep yappin’
The admin and their boys too gon’ be yappin’ but with nothin’ happenin’
And here we go trapped in conference talk again
Back to the drawing board again we begin
We’re on the floor crying out
Our rivals with their posts laughing when
Our AD tries to give us the same story then
Half-a-mil it gone cost us to move cause we’re slow in decisions
All because these fools got caught while whizzin’
But ain’t nothing sweet about how we all feel
We got 99 problems but monitoring ain’t one
Hit me

[Chorus X3]

[As the instrumental plays out]
You’re crazy for this one Alger
Jeff’s your boy
06-25-2015 12:47 PM
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wow
06-25-2015 01:02 PM
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Nice work but, man, do you have a lot of extra time on your hands!!!
06-25-2015 05:10 PM
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You killed it 1825. When should we expect the video??
06-25-2015 11:35 PM
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This was the result of arguably the slowest day of the year in the office.

The video drops 7/1. Oh, of which year? That's to be determined.
06-26-2015 10:24 AM
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(06-26-2015 10:24 AM)Dukes1825 Wrote:  This was the result of arguably the slowest day of the year in the office.

The video drops 7/1. Oh, of which year? That's to be determined.

1825 - Are you asking us to pay for the video now without telling us anything other than you want to make a video, maybe, if or someday you will make a video?

Is it when, not if you make a video?
06-26-2015 11:11 AM
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(06-26-2015 10:24 AM)Dukes1825 Wrote:  This was the result of arguably the slowest day of the year in the office.

The video drops 7/1. Oh, of which year? That's to be determined.

Sad thing is Disney could make a hit out of this with an untalented attractive teen and a vocal harmonizer. All they'd need is a laugh track and they could even make a sit-com out of it.
06-26-2015 11:13 AM
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OT: MSN has listed the nations 50 most under rated colleges according to Business Insider, I think it was BI's list.

Four from VA; VT, VMI, Hampton-Sidney and at #16, George Mason.

Several from the CAA, Drexel, Hofstra & Stony Brook.
06-26-2015 12:22 PM
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