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I have to concede that the jokes write themsleves with this. But just when you thought the Paterno family could not possibly pimp out the old man's name any more than they already have, I give you the "Paterno Legacy Series of Beer." The beer will be an American lager and be available in cases and 12-packs in time for the upcoming season.

Brewer Mark Dudash, who has teamed up with the Paterno family for the project, envisions a beer with the "...kind of staying power Joe Pa had."

Dudash was quoted in the article as saying, "“This isn't a can collector's series. This is to build a brand. We're originating it for football season, but if it is successful, it could go into taps or different kinds of beer.”

I have taken most of these from an Ohio St. board, but I have to admit that many of these slogans and beer suggestions for the new Paterno brand of beer are pretty creative.

Paterno Lager: Guaranteed never to ruin your weekend.

Paterno Lager: So good, you won't want anyone to know

Paterno Lager: On your deathbed, you'll wish you drank more

Paterno Lager: It will never leave your refrigerator, even 15 years after it is out of date

Paterno Lager: Still livin' off the old man

Jay Paterno Lite: All the Paterno arrogance with none of the wins

McQueary Red Ale: It's red in color, but turns you yellow

Peachy Paterno Christmas Ale: Perfect for sipping during the Pinstripe Bowl.

The Paterno IPA: "Packed with enough hops and alcohol to BEAT NEBRASKA

Sandusky Brown Ale: The name says it all

Sandusky Stout: At 11 percent ABV, you'll want to keep it away from the teenagers

F Joe.

(06-21-2015 04:31 PM)Hokie4Skins Wrote:  I have taken most of these from an Ohio St. board, but I have to admit that many of these slogans and beer suggestions for the new Paterno brand of beer are pretty creative.

Paterno Lager: Guaranteed never to ruin your weekend.

Paterno Lager: So good, you won't want anyone to know

Paterno Lager: On your deathbed, you'll wish you drank more

Paterno Lager: It will never leave your refrigerator, even 15 years after it is out of date

Paterno Lager: Still livin' off the old man

Jay Paterno Lite: All the Paterno arrogance with none of the wins

McQueary Red Ale: It's red in color, but turns you yellow

Peachy Paterno Christmas Ale: Perfect for sipping during the Pinstripe Bowl.

The Paterno IPA: "Packed with enough hops and alcohol to BEAT NEBRASKA

Sandusky Brown Ale: The name says it all

Sandusky Stout: At 11 percent ABV, you'll want to keep it away from the teenagers

Post of the day, week, month, year, decade, century.

(06-21-2015 04:33 PM)nzmorange Wrote:  F Joe.

this

Paterno was known for saying "Nobody is bigger than the program"...guess he meant nobody buy he and Sandusky. Ef him. And Ef every screwed up Penn St fan that is so delusional they protect him, even to this day. Unreal.

Paterno beer, you don't have to be drunk with this beer to look the other way while your friend does horrible things.

With a hit of ecstasy in every bottle.

It's a little behind...

1. It only comes in black and white containers.

2. All containers contain a float that inhibits shower water from getting in the beer.

3. No matter how much you drink you can't be arrested.

4. No matter how snockered the fans gets while on it they will only drink Joe.

5. It is the only beer available to minors.

6. It is blindly endorsed by the administration, faculty and board of trustees.

7. The governor and state legislators just want it sold quietly and quickly.

8. You can't pass on this beer, only run with it.

9. It's the most boring drunk you'll ever be.

10. When you pee you have to save it. After all it was part of Joe's legacy.

I'm surprised it doesn't come in little cans...

But no seriously folks, you should try this stuff. Nothing hit's the spot after a long shower in the locker rooms like this!

Now with convenient dispensers in all Men's Lockers throughout campus.

Jay Paterno's "job" these days is attempting to write the history books himself.

I guess "living off the memory of your Dad" beats being your own man, and being an assistant coach at the FCS level (a job Jay would be qualified for).

This Beer has a Little Wang in it !

Paterno beer, cause you've already drank the Kool Aid.

The drink that's as smooth as a baby's bottom.

We dare you to compare!!!

Drinking enough of these will make you talk like Joe did!