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He had two plain clothes detectives with him. He changed seats every 4-5 minutes & then left.

Is he sucking his thumb or pretending to drink a beer?

(05-07-2015 05:04 PM)Memphis Blazer Wrote:  Is he sucking his thumb or pretending to drink a beer?

Whatever the case.... ew.

Just a little mustard.

(05-07-2015 05:02 PM)BlazerHam Wrote:  

He had two plain clothes detectives with him. He changed seats every 4-5 minutes & then left.

Looks like he's sitting with all his friends.

I think he's practicing handling the elephant p***s properly

They were sitting behind us for at least a couple of innings . I figured that woman was his wife?? Must have been a bad guess on my part? That first inning was very painful!!! Never seen so many walks/hit batters in an opening inning. I knew it was going to be a very disappointing game and couldnt take anymore. We left around the start of the 5th inning with the score 6 - 2, bad guys.

I can't believe he doesn't spontaneously burst into flames while wearing UAB gear.

Maybe he will choke on a hotdog or have a heart attack at one of these baseball games... One can only hope

(05-07-2015 08:24 PM)BlazrDawg Wrote:  They were sitting behind us for at least a couple of innings . I figured that woman was his wife?? Must have been a bad guess on my part? That first inning was very painful!!! Never seen so many walks/hit batters in an opening inning. I knew it was going to be a very disappointing game and couldnt take anymore. We left around the start of the 5th inning with the score 6 - 2, bad guys.

Team was distracted thinking he might be there for them

Bet he made the guy next to him buy his dog.

(05-07-2015 08:55 PM)BlazerFire Wrote:  Bet he made the guy next to him buy his dog.

Why'd you have to bring Bolton into this... He's not for sale. Ray likes him.

(05-07-2015 08:57 PM)USAFBlazerFan Wrote:  

(05-07-2015 08:55 PM)BlazerFire Wrote:  Bet he made the guy next to him buy his dog.

Why'd you have to bring Bolton into this... He's not for sale. Ray likes him.

That wasn't Bolton.

The lady in the green blazer is his wife.

This thread is a mess. Half the posters are trying to make jokes, while the other half are playing it straight.

Hey, it worked for Abbott and Costello.

I can't tell which posts are a joke and which ones are straight.

(05-07-2015 09:54 PM)UABslant Wrote:  Hey, it worked for Abbott and Costello.

Watts on second.

I wonder how long it would take to raise a million or two dollars to pay him off and send him on his way? My guess? As long as it takes to transfer money from one account to another. A nano second.

Yeah, that's not Bolton, hang on...