Happy bday. You need to have drinks and at least one stripper (2 is more fun) snort coke off your junk.

Happy birthday!

Yeah forgot about that, HBD (like I wrote on social media).

Happy birthday my man

(03-26-2015 04:31 PM)The Original Timmy Chan Wrote:  

(03-26-2015 12:11 PM)UofMemphis Wrote:  This board is full of children, lol...I turned 30 years young today.

I swear, I think my calendar is broken...I don't feel 30

Wait till you turn 40. You'll definitely feel 40.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(03-26-2015 07:12 PM)tnzazz Wrote:  Happy bday. You need to have drinks and at least one stripper (2 is more fun) snort coke off your junk.

Lol. Younglings don't do that kinda stuff. The go drink sissy moon flat tire orange mountain water gravity beer cider, throw up in their parents basement playing Xbox while surfing iguana porn

man will never set foot on the moon again....stockpile weapons

Brave new world.


P.S. ...plus they are over sensitive. This post was a joke

(03-26-2015 02:16 PM)Jesterondirt Wrote:  I turn 32 in about two weeks. I've had less alcohol since I turned 21 than the years leading up to it.

Someone once told me that if you put a penny in a jar every time you had sex before you got married then started taking them out after marriage the jar would never run outa pennies. Welcome to adult life

results vary lol

(03-27-2015 01:05 AM)shere khan Wrote:  

(03-26-2015 07:12 PM)tnzazz Wrote:  Happy bday. You need to have drinks and at least one stripper (2 is more fun) snort coke off your junk.

Lol. Younglings don't do that kinda stuff. The go drink sissy moon flat tire orange mountain water gravity beer cider, throw up in their parents basement playing Xbox while surfing iguana porn

man will never set foot on the moon again....stockpile weapons

Brave new world.


P.S. ...plus they are over sensitive. This post was a joke

Haha.....poor kids. Alcohol should NEVER taste like fruit.

Happy birthday, brother ! Enjoy your life and be a family man !

I remember my 21st birthday. Well, actually I don't. I am told I had a great time. I am old enough to drink legally at 18.

Damn kids, get of my lawn!

Yeah, think my drinking dropped by at least 1/2 after I hit 21.