RE: Reasons I like hamburgers
Every week, my workmates and I go to Chandler's here on the West Side, where we order a delicious hamburger with cheese and all the fixin's. Everyone knows Chandler's uses Bridgetown Finer Meats to supply the hamburger meat, and Servati's for their buns.
Well, as I always do, I ordered my hamburger cooked medium rare, however it came medium. I tried to get the server's attention, but she ignored me. So when she walked by for the fourth time, I gave her an elbow just under her neck. You need to know the server had been goading me almost from the moment I sat down. She had bumped me several times as she passed by our table. She laughed at my request for Coke, and really enjoyed telling me Chandler's only has Pepsi. She said it real loud, so I'm sure most of the restaurant heard it. I usually order iced tea, so mine was an honest mistake. After all, aren't chili parlors the only restaurants that carry Pepsi products.
Unfortunately for me, the manager was standing just a few feet away, and ejected me from Chandler's for the third time in the last four months. I went to the car and waited for my workmates to finish their meals, then we returned to work. They all patted me on the head and told me they supported me.
But, when I got home, my wife told me she had enough of my bad behavior, and thew me out. She said, this time it is for good.
I am a model husband otherwise. I share all the work at home. I attend church regularly. I didn't graduate from xu. I am the highest paid person in the sales department. I've never held anyone hostage, slapped an animal, or had a gun fall out of my pocket as I walked into a client's office.
I think throwing me out is a major over reaction, how about you?
(This post was last modified: 03-20-2015 09:00 AM by OneUChoopsfan.)
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