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Tiger46 · 03-08-2015 12:05 PM

(03-08-2015 08:00 AM)Bearcats#1 Wrote: Good morning Tiger friends...

Some friendly advice to keep you safe today and ensure you will be able to get up and go to work tomorrow morning (assuming you have jobs):

-stay away from all forms of alcohol today (before and definitely after the game)
-go ahead and secure all sharp objects in the house.
-you may want to send wife/kids out for the day so they don't see daddy have another "episode"
-have something planned post game, something to get your mind off the arse whipping you just witnessed (jog, sweep garage, put fresh coat of paint on your trailer home, etc.).

Again just trying to help you guys plan ahead.

Go Cats!

Get real, I guess you weren't keeping up with us the last 10 years

poppaslaw · 03-08-2015 12:06 PM

Gumdrops!

Bearcats#1 · 03-08-2015 01:11 PM

(03-08-2015 10:40 AM)tiger2000 Wrote: If scientists could turn bearcat tears into fuel, the world's energy crisis would have been solved after last season's cincy-memphis football game.

Lol rep pts for you on this one...its hilarious and true!!! Well played sir!!!

Bearcats#1 · 03-08-2015 01:13 PM

Memphis fans...

1. Take salve
2. Apply to bottom
3. Sleep on stomach
4. U will feel better in the morning

SayWhat? · 03-11-2015 02:17 AM

(03-08-2015 11:53 AM)EvilLore Wrote:
(03-08-2015 11:42 AM)Stammers Wrote:
(03-08-2015 11:06 AM)TripleA Wrote: Does anybody really know what a Bearcat is? A cartoon character?

Winnie The Poof and a kitten.

My fiancé, the coffee expert, says that a Bearcat is actually a very important animal. They eat coffee beans and poop out the partially digested morsel, which is then collected by Filipinos and ground up to use as gourmet coffee.

I'm sure if she's pulling my leg or if that's actually legit.

She is correct, the bearcat is a civet. The coffee is called kopi luwak. About $400 a pound.

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