Question: How can you tell that an Ole Miss student has a girlfriend?

Answer: There's tobacco spit on both sides of the truck.

I guess you've never been to Ole Miss.

Question: How can you tell if an LSWho alumni has a girlfriend?

Answer: He's posting all the time on Ole Miss' boards.

Wearing the purple tiger-striped pants tomorrow, Louise? Or just the regular pants?

Probably tiger-striped workout pants and hightops.

EtolonelColonel Wrote:I guess you've never been to Ole Miss.

Okay, so the joke is much better suited for Mississippi State. But, we're not playing them tomorrow.

Yeah. You should've seen the trashy MSU girls I had a verbal altercation with last year in the Grove. They were acting like rednecks, saying ugly stuff about the Ole Miss fans, and I made a smart remark, and they got even more rednecky.

Haven't really given much thought to tomorrow's attire yet, boys. At LSU, only the coeds are high-maintenance.

I'm sure all of you Rebels will be dressed appropriately. You know, looking like you're ready to shoot an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue :D Not that's it's gonna help you.

LSU 31
OM 14

EtolonelColonel Wrote:Yeah. You should've seen the trashy MSU girls I had a verbal altercation with last year in the Grove. They were acting like rednecks, saying ugly stuff about the Ole Miss fans, and I made a smart remark, and they got even more rednecky.

MSU might be on the verge of catching one break, though. I'm hearing that LSU's OC, Jimbo Fisher, will be their next HC. He's good, but I don't know why he'd want to go to Starkville.

We're not high maintenance. We just respect the game.

J-Bo,

I responded to your post over on collegesports. I almost hate to hold you to the wager, b/c I know it's just gonna break your little heart to have to display an LSU avatar for the next 6 weeks.

P.S. - How about upping the ante a little bit? Let's say that the loser has to post a message(to be crafted by the winner) on both this board and collegesports. You down for that?

What do you mean, a message? If you mean my sig, then I'll change that, no problem (provided your team wins. . .rots of ruck). But if you mean a real live message in ADDITION to all that other avatar swap garbage, then sure, I'm game.

Let's go one step further. Let's make it one the main board of each site PLUS the team boards. Just for fun.

Deal?

Deal. You do realize that you're going to regret this right?

Is the loser allowed to include a disclaimer at the bottom?

EtolonelColonel Wrote:Is the loser allowed to include a disclaimer at the bottom?

No. The loser runs the risk of looking like a traitor. You want in on this, EC?

I'll go down in flames with my boys but if you're going to die, DIE WITH YOUR BOOTS ON!

Gawd, I miss Iron Maiden!

Actually, this sounds like the most fun thing proposed yet.

However, since my IP address has been banned on every other board, I would not be able to post it in the even that we lose.

Run for the hills!

I'll change the sig, the avatar and even post a special message on all boards listed above but I gotta keep the Trotsky tag. I was reading Chomsky today and just burst out laughing! J. Edgar Hoover can really sling the red scare talk, can't he?

joebordenrebel Wrote:I'll go down in flames with my boys but if you're going to die, DIE WITH YOUR BOOTS ON!

Agreed, J-Bo. I'd rather die w/ honor, than live w/ shame any day.

If nothing else, I do have to respect your willingness to make this deal straight-up. If we were in Vegas, I'd have to give you 6.5

Wait a minute. I thought we were playing straight up for the avatar but more for the sig change, etc.

I gotta go review our bet. . .brb. :wave: