A little something funny

"I moved here to get away from the hipsters," he said. "Bastards followed me."

I kinda feel hipsterish.. On any given day I'm wearing faded jeans, work boots, a t shirt with a band.. My beard length correlates to my hair length at times...

F*ck.

(01-06-2015 04:18 PM)HeartOfDixie Wrote:  A little something funny

"I moved here to get away from the hipsters," he said. "Bastards followed me."

Sign of the apocalypse.

I never had a beard or tattoo, and never will. My hair isn't a high and tight, but not too far away. I do live in a dense urban area, might the only guy around who does not have a beard or foreign auto. Maybe I am real non sell out hipster?

(01-06-2015 04:18 PM)HeartOfDixie Wrote:  A little something funny

"I moved here to get away from the hipsters," he said. "Bastards followed me."

What kind of Levi's? I wear 505 and 501s... The hipsters probabyl wear the skinny Levi jeans.

(01-06-2015 04:45 PM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(01-06-2015 04:18 PM)HeartOfDixie Wrote:  A little something funny

"I moved here to get away from the hipsters," he said. "Bastards followed me."

What kind of Levi's? I wear 505 and 501s... The hipsters probabyl wear the skinny Levi jeans.

And other skinny jean brands. They have awful social skills, hello, good morning, thank you,
nice to see you again, nope you won't hear that coming out of their pie holes.

Wait, whats wrong with beards?

(01-06-2015 04:56 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  

(01-06-2015 04:45 PM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(01-06-2015 04:18 PM)HeartOfDixie Wrote:  A little something funny

"I moved here to get away from the hipsters," he said. "Bastards followed me."

What kind of Levi's? I wear 505 and 501s... The hipsters probabyl wear the skinny Levi jeans.

And other skinny jean brands. They have awful social skills, hello, good morning, thank you,
nice to see you again, nope you won't hear that coming out of their pie holes.

I know, it's ridiculous. And they wonder why nobody wants to hire them. When your hello and goodbye is "sup" and "deuces," you sound like an idiot.

(01-06-2015 09:51 PM)DexterDevil Wrote:  Wait, whats wrong with beards?

I don't know. I had a "messy" mop top hairdo in 2002 and 2003 until it became a high school fad. Then I went back to my high and tight. Now I have a beard that stays trimmed at about a half inch, no mustache, and my hair is about 3" long and I kind of slick it back with a part on the side like I did in the 90's. After my GF "styled" my hair and I looked in the mirror, she'd given me the Beebur bangs look. That's when I immediately went back to MY old school hairdo. After I almost puked of course.

The bear is just part of the overall hipster look now.

(01-07-2015 11:34 AM)HeartOfDixie Wrote:  The bear is just part of the overall hipster look now.

I just can't pass up this opportunity.

My typo was both right and wrong at the same time. I guess it's my lucky day!

Indeed it is and was

Took the quiz.

To the surprise of some on here I'm sure, it turns out that no, I am NOT a hipster.

(01-07-2015 01:47 PM)Ole Blue Wrote:  Took the quiz.

To the surprise of some on here I'm sure, it turns out that no, I am NOT a hipster.

Actually, for our differences, I've always thought you were a very down to earth fella.

(01-06-2015 04:38 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  

(01-06-2015 04:18 PM)HeartOfDixie Wrote:  A little something funny

"I moved here to get away from the hipsters," he said. "Bastards followed me."

Sign of the apocalypse.

I never had a beard or tattoo, and never will. My hair isn't a high and tight, but not too far away. I do live in a dense urban area, might the only guy around who does not have a beard or foreign auto. Maybe I am real non sell out hipster?

Well now that your pedicuring tactics are the focal point, I just bought two years worth of canned goods and some serious ammo.....

of all the things to worry about......

thank god, you are bearing the burden of the cross as we crossover into the apocalypse....

I am now at ease.....

(01-07-2015 01:47 PM)Ole Blue Wrote:  Took the quiz.

To the surprise of some on here I'm sure, it turns out that no, I am NOT a hipster.

That's what a hipster would say......