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All I want for Christmas is my UAB Football Team!

Paraphrasing Clark W. Griswold:

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Ray Watts, the president right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Red Mountain with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

I want this useful Xmas spirit to visit PBJ and his bootlicking pals Watts and Finis st suck and unleash his xmas fury..................



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I also want everyone involved with football,rifle and bowling to have a safe and joyus holiday and 2015 to be the beginning of "real" exciting times.

My son has an unused "make a wish".... If we thought for a second that the BOT cared about dying children with cancer......well, I guess I just answered my own question.

I know some folks that need a big ole lump of coal in their stocking.

(12-09-2014 11:42 PM)Smaug Wrote:  I know some folks that need a big ole lump of coal in their stocking.

Ignited!