I hate to kick a team when they're down, but...
http://espn.go.com/college-football/stor...-bottom-10
1. Georgia State (1-11)
"The Panthers presented a particular challenge to the committee on three reasons. A. They didn't play. That was an issue with a lot of the teams, them being idle while others weren't. Then we realized that most weeks Georgia State seemed as if they were idle even if they weren't, so it wasn't a problem anymore. 2. They managed to fall into last place in the nation in points allowed on defense, even without playing, so we viewed that as another loss. And D. We subtracted style points because their name is confusing. We spent an hour discussing Georgia Southern being jobbed out of a bowl game before we realized that this wasn't the same team."
8. New Mexico State (2-10)
"In the spirit of full disclosure I want everyone to know that we have launched an internal investigation into this year's voting process. The team in question is New Mexico State. Whereas we are confident that Aggies should have this spot over fellow 10-loss Sun Belt member Idaho because the Aggies lost in their head-to-head matchup, we fear that there may have been confusion during the voting process because Jackie Sherrill believed checking 'Aggies' on his meant he was voting for Texas A&M."
Waiting List: I-duh-ho (1-10), Colora-duh (2-10), FA(Not I)U (3-9), Troy R Us (3-9), Southern Missed (3-9), Wack Forest (3-9), Pur-don't (3-9), old guys in suits who run UAB, old guys in suits who nix worthy teams' bowl petitions.