...that we have a player named Peter Jurkin.

Not to be sophomoric, but holy smokes if ETSU goes to the dance (knock on wood) ESPN will have a blast with that name. Or at least someone should.

Also, it feels GOOD to have a player that is not a 6'1" shooting guard.

In Bartow We Trust.

The puns will be endless. And to add to the sophomoric humor, we add Tyler Hooker for next season.

With an AD named Dick Sander...

But will anybody get buc'ed up ?

Greatest. Thread. Ever. :)

Nodoy seems to like Mr. Bates. He is longest on the team, in case you forgot.

Actually, Peter is longer, by a few inches.

Well, duh. But I mean wingspan, which Bates' ETSU bio touts. And we could get technical about qualifying players with immediate clearance to play...

Or we could stop yet again to point out that there is Peter Jurkin action to come...next year.

Texas has a player named Jon Holmes. I can only imagine the jokes.

It's a shame there aren't any more Johnsons on our roster...we had 3 Johnson players and a Coach Johnson just a few years ago.