Please consider Tony Levine and Travis Bush for all of your head coaching and OC needs. They are 7-4 this year, going bowling, and have beaten MEmphis, a long time conference rival with a winning football history.
Just think, for the low, low, low price of $800,000 you can have Coach Levine delivered to your stadium. But WAIT, that's not all! For just $350,000 more you can get an Offensive Coordinator whose high octane plans have beaten the likes of Tulsa, UNLV and Grambling State.
So if your University is interested, please contact Mack Rhoades and demand his release so he can take your program to levels unthought of before your opening Kickoff.
Act now and we will toss in an Offensive Line Coach at absolutely no additional charge. All you pay is shipping and handling.
And Good Luck in 2015 with your brand new Coaching Staff. Don't Delay, Act now, Mack Rhoades and Dr. K. Are standing by!

Haha...that made me chuckle. Put it on Craigslist.

(11-29-2014 12:43 PM)tnzazz Wrote:  Haha...that made me chuckle. Put it on Craigslist.

#AsSeenOnTV

I still don't understand why anyone would hire Travis Bush to run the air raid. He's a Slot-T guy, but even if you want to run that, I'd hire his dad.

5 star post!!


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(11-29-2014 12:30 PM)UHRedcat96 Wrote:  Please consider Tony Levine and Travis Bush for all of your head coaching and OC needs. They are 7-4 this year, going bowling, and have beaten MEmphis, a long time conference rival with a winning football history.
Just think, for the low, low, low price of $800,000 you can have Coach Levine delivered to your stadium. But WAIT, that's not all! For just $350,000 more you can get an Offensive Coordinator whose high octane plans have beaten the likes of Tulsa, UNLV and Grambling State.
So if your University is interested, please contact Mack Rhoades and demand his release so he can take your program to levels unthought of before your opening Kickoff.
Act now and we will toss in an Offensive Line Coach at absolutely no additional charge. All you pay is shipping and handling.
And Good Luck in 2015 with your brand new Coaching Staff. Don't Delay, Act now, Mack Rhoades and Dr. K. Are standing by!

I'm going to suggest that you change your signature line to:
Fire Tony.

That seemed to work for SMU... Just sayin'.

(11-29-2014 07:51 PM)BearcatJerry Wrote:  

(11-29-2014 12:30 PM)UHRedcat96 Wrote:  Please consider Tony Levine and Travis Bush for all of your head coaching and OC needs. They are 7-4 this year, going bowling, and have beaten MEmphis, a long time conference rival with a winning football history.
Just think, for the low, low, low price of $800,000 you can have Coach Levine delivered to your stadium. But WAIT, that's not all! For just $350,000 more you can get an Offensive Coordinator whose high octane plans have beaten the likes of Tulsa, UNLV and Grambling State.
So if your University is interested, please contact Mack Rhoades and demand his release so he can take your program to levels unthought of before your opening Kickoff.
Act now and we will toss in an Offensive Line Coach at absolutely no additional charge. All you pay is shipping and handling.
And Good Luck in 2015 with your brand new Coaching Staff. Don't Delay, Act now, Mack Rhoades and Dr. K. Are standing by!

I'm going to suggest that you change your signature line to:
Fire Tony.

That seemed to work for SMU... Just sayin'.

Took too long, though

No, but after 8 years of stagnant offense, I'm starting to think we could use an "offensive coordinator."

Thanks for making me laugh!

(11-29-2014 07:20 PM)UHChris03 Wrote:  5 star post!!


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I don't think they get that on this board.