(10-23-2014 09:34 PM)Knightsweat Wrote:  

(10-23-2014 09:33 PM)CyberBull Wrote:  

(10-23-2014 09:28 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(10-23-2014 09:20 PM)Knightsweat Wrote:  

(10-23-2014 09:17 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  I get your a little slow... so Ill make this easier.

Stop while YOU'RE behind. LOL Burn that USF duhploma. LOL

Oh we have the English language police... Always the sign of the person who is losing an argument.

Love that you totally avoid the topic, which is UCF cheating but isn't that what UCiF fans do.

I worked, am drinking beer and watching football...you really think I am watching to make certain all my punctuation and grammar is correct? I think not.

and I love my Masters from USF. Ranked 45th in the nation! COE

IIRC doesn't Honest George have a Masters too?

Nice....and original...

Thank you, thank you.....I'm here all week.

(10-23-2014 09:34 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(10-23-2014 09:31 PM)Knightsweat Wrote:  

(10-23-2014 09:28 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(10-23-2014 09:20 PM)Knightsweat Wrote:  

(10-23-2014 09:17 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  I get your a little slow... so Ill make this easier.

Stop while YOU'RE behind. LOL Burn that USF duhploma. LOL

Oh we have the English language police... Always the sign of the person who is losing an argument.

Love that you totally avoid the topic, which is UCF cheating but isn't that what UCiF fans do.

I worked, am drinking beer and watching football...you really think I am watching to make certain all my punctuation and grammar is correct? I think not.

and I love my Masters from USF. Ranked 45th in the nation! COE

Have another beer champ. When you sober up, you'll realize it's a bachelors degree in excuses. Also, I never denied UCF did/didn't do anything wrong. I just don't like whiners. That's you.

Oh I am totally sober... and thanks for downgrading my rep. Real ***** move on your part. You cant deny your team cheats, so you just attack anyone who points it out.

Stay Classy UCiF.

Ahem... it's USiF. We won a BCS bowl in the only year we were eligible. How many you guys sporting in that trophy case of yours in Temple Terrace? Never mind, I think I have a pic. Enjoy.

Didn't you have to appeal your post season ban to get that win? Oh yeah, you did.

I never said Cheating didn't pay!

(10-23-2014 09:46 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  Didn't you have to appeal your post season ban to get that win? Oh yeah, you did.

I never said Cheating didn't pay!

Sure did. And you know why? Because we were right and the NCAA got it wrong. Now your butthurt is really showing. It's embarrassing.

You still on probation?

UCiF never is wrong are they? Just like when they kill a player, get awarded $10 million and then appeal to deny their parents from getting a decent settlement. Fans like you honestly make me sick.

(10-23-2014 09:50 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  You still on probation?

UCiF never is wrong are they? Just like when they kill a player, get awarded $10 million and then appeal to deny their parents from getting a decent settlement. Fans like you honestly make me sick.

Take it elsewhere junior. No one did any such thing. Your hatred for UCF has exceeded your ability to deliver a coherent thought. Masters degree my arse.

A Dog Named Sex

When I went to City Hall to renew my dog's license I told the clerk I wanted a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!" Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He winked at me and said, "You must have been quite a kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon I took my dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and myself, and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room for Sex. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny, I have the same problem."

Well, one day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began the dog got loose and ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He said, "Wonderful! If you sell tickets you'll clean up!" "But you don't understand", I said. "I want to have Sex on TV." He said, "They already have that on Cable. It's no big deal any more."

Well my wife and I decided to separate, so we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said to the judge, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The Judge said, "The courtroom is not a confessional. Please stick to the facts." Then I told him that after I was married Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Well last night Sex ran away again, and I spent hours looking all over for him. A cop came over to me and asked, What are you doing in this alley at four o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up soon.

The Drunk

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

(10-23-2014 09:52 PM)Knightsweat Wrote:  

(10-23-2014 09:50 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  You still on probation?

UCiF never is wrong are they? Just like when they kill a player, get awarded $10 million and then appeal to deny their parents from getting a decent settlement. Fans like you honestly make me sick.

Take it elsewhere junior. No one did any such thing. Your hatred for UCF has exceeded your ability to deliver a coherent thought. Masters degree my arse.

Ha, now this is getting somewhere. So you're going to deny that UCiF was found liable for killing a player... then had a judgment of $10 million awarded against you but instead of paying the grieving family, ya'll appealed and got it reduced on a technicality?

You can't run from the truth. Its a court record and is totally provable, just like the 2 times your school was found in violation of recruiting rules.

Hell, your basketball coach is still under a show cause.

and yep, you can look me up. I graduated December 2010 from the College of Education with a Masters in Curriculum and Instruction. I just recently finished a post graduate certification in Applied Behavior Analysis from Florida Institute of Technology.

I am almost guessing you haven't even graduated from Orlando CC yet. Your inability to debate is kinda showing right now, junior.

Lets be honest here for a moment.

1, I hate Central Florida more then a lot of South Florida Fans or Alums.

2, UCF got punished for something that many of the Paid5 conference teams don't even get called on. "Just look at UNC".

3, Whether you believe it or not, UCF deserved to be in the BCS Bowl and they won. There is no denying that.

4, South Florida and UCF's futures are joined at the hip. This is going to be one of the most dynamic and heated rivalries of Collegiate Sports.

I just wish the fans both on this board and elsewhere could be civil to one another. It's only a game and as I always say; "If it isn't fun, do something lese."

(10-23-2014 09:58 PM)USFRamenu Wrote:  Lets be honest here for a moment.

1, I hate Central Florida more then a lot of South Florida Fans or Alums.

2, UCF got punished for something that many of the Paid5 conference teams don't even get called on. "Just look at UNC".

3, Whether you believe it or not, UCF deserved to be in the BCS Bowl and they won. There is no denying that.

4, South Florida and UCF's futures are joined at the hip. This is going to be one of the most dynamic and heated rivalries of Collegiate Sports.

I just wish the fans both on this board and elsewhere could be civil to one another. It's only a game and as I always say; "If it isn't fun, do something lese."

I like you. I'd hit you with a smoothie last.

(10-23-2014 09:58 PM)USFRamenu Wrote:  Lets be honest here for a moment.

1, I hate Central Florida more then a lot of South Florida Fans or Alums.

2, UCF got punished for something that many of the Paid5 conference teams don't even get called on. "Just look at UNC".

3, Whether you believe it or not, UCF deserved to be in the BCS Bowl and they won. There is no denying that.

4, South Florida and UCF's futures are joined at the hip. This is going to be one of the most dynamic and heated rivalries of Collegiate Sports.

I just wish the fans both on this board and elsewhere could be civil to one another. It's only a game and as I always say; "If it isn't fun, do something lese."

I feel ya on that but I just can't stand the ones that are in such denial that they can't even admit that their rise in college sports was partly supported by the cheating.
If he had said "yep, our school screwed up and were not proud of it" then maybe I could respect him but the BS "We never do anything wrong" honestly makes me wish we could somehow leave them behind.

You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a UCF fan.
You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the UCF fan… twice.

why Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at UCF?

The senior who knew the recipe graduated.

(10-23-2014 09:58 PM)USFRamenu Wrote:  Lets be honest here for a moment.

1, I hate Central Florida more then a lot of South Florida Fans or Alums.

2, UCF got punished for something that many of the Paid5 conference teams don't even get called on. "Just look at UNC".

3, Whether you believe it or not, UCF deserved to be in the BCS Bowl and they won. There is no denying that.

4, South Florida and UCF's futures are joined at the hip. This is going to be one of the most dynamic and heated rivalries of Collegiate Sports.

I just wish the fans both on this board and elsewhere could be civil to one another. It's only a game and as I always say; "If it isn't fun, do something lese."

Good post.

(10-23-2014 10:02 PM)CyberBull Wrote:  You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a UCF fan.
You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the UCF fan… twice.

Crap I just spit my coffee on my desk. You Suck!!!

(10-23-2014 10:02 PM)CyberBull Wrote:  You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a UCF fan.
You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the UCF fan… twice.

I wish I could give you rep points... that's funny as hell.


Well, Its almost bedtime and I have to go to the bathroom and take a UCF.

have a good night USF brethren... and have another lovely trip on the river of Denial knightsweater.

Okay...last funny of the night and I saved my best for last:

"Marshall hires PR firm to help with possible College Football Playoff berth"
“Marshall University and Conference USA have hired an LA-based public relations firm to assist with their case to be selected to the first College Football Playoff,” Tess Quinlan of USA TODAY Sports reported.

link: http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com...off-berth/

(10-23-2014 09:57 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  

(10-23-2014 09:52 PM)Knightsweat Wrote:  

(10-23-2014 09:50 PM)mtmedlin Wrote:  You still on probation?

UCiF never is wrong are they? Just like when they kill a player, get awarded $10 million and then appeal to deny their parents from getting a decent settlement. Fans like you honestly make me sick.

Take it elsewhere junior. No one did any such thing. Your hatred for UCF has exceeded your ability to deliver a coherent thought. Masters degree my arse.

Ha, now this is getting somewhere. So you're going to deny that UCiF was found liable for killing a player... then had a judgment of $10 million awarded against you but instead of paying the grieving family, ya'll appealed and got it reduced on a technicality?

You can't run from the truth. Its a court record and is totally provable, just like the 2 times your school was found in violation of recruiting rules.

Hell, your basketball coach is still under a show cause.

and yep, you can look me up. I graduated December 2010 from the College of Education with a Masters in Curriculum and Instruction. I just recently finished a post graduate certification in Applied Behavior Analysis from Florida Institute of Technology.

I am almost guessing you haven't even graduated from Orlando CC yet. Your inability to debate is kinda showing right now, junior.

This is getting tiresome. I'm abhorred that you're going to be teaching anyone. No wonder Florida's education system sucks. And I actually got my EE undergrad at OU (Oklahoma), followed by a military career, and a subsequent Masters from UCF in Electro-Optics. So your still wet behind the ears junior. And i'll be the adult here and stop the conversation as it's obvious your running on one notion that UCF is all things evil. Life is just too short to waste it with self-fellating idiots like yourself. Respond if you need the last word, but I have you on ignore.

Best night of my life.. One less UCF fan I have to ever hear from.