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RE: Which crime is best for me?
(10-23-2014 12:39 PM)NIU17 Wrote:  
(10-21-2014 10:04 PM)Chipdip2 Wrote:  2. Sexual predictor. Not much in it financially, but could possibly add to my sex life. Not tolerated in most cities, but seems to be more acceptable in the Florida panhandle.
Predictor? Are you predicting people's chances of having sex? I'm sure someone would pay for that.

iPad. Auto correct. Sometimes it sticks in the wrong word and I don't catch it.

But no, it's "sexual predator." However, I do predict that a predator may win his second Heismen this year.
(This post was last modified: 10-23-2014 01:34 PM by Chipdip2.)
10-23-2014 01:33 PM
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RE: Which crime is best for me?
Mike Jones, Richard Ash... no issues (that I'm aware of)

Thomas Rawls... felon

Csont'e York...

http://espn.go.com/college-football/stor...-days-jail
10-24-2014 07:40 PM
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RE: Which crime is best for me?
I'm sure Dip thinks the world of this one.... :)
10-24-2014 08:01 PM
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RE: Which crime is best for me?
(10-23-2014 11:23 AM)Cant make this sh t up Wrote:  I'm beginning to really evaluate my life right now, and what gets me further in life?
1) Being a good citizen? 03-no
2) Stealing credit cards from the elderly? 03-yes
3) Shoplifting apparel and getting endorsement deals out of it? 03-yes

Hense my nameCOGS

The whole flippin' world seems a bit upside down these days.
(This post was last modified: 10-24-2014 08:04 PM by MileHighBronco.)
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RE: Which crime is best for me?
(10-24-2014 08:01 PM)toddjnsn Wrote:  I'm sure Dip thinks the world of this one.... :)

Yorke is old news. I've already mentioned that the reason UT fans are not down on Rawls is that, one, they beat him, and two, they have their own UM rent a criminal.

Besides York actually got a sentence that made sense. And in terms of comparing the two crimes.

A bar fight is often spontaneous, and the guy that got drilled by Yorke may have been in the wrong to begin with. Who knows, and it doesnt matter in the eyes of the law. Right or wrong, the guy who got his azz kicked was assaulted.

Rawls on the other hand didn't steal a purse from an old lady out of anger, nor was the old lady in the wrong. Nor was it spontaneous like a bar fight. It was thought out. "Should I steal the old ladies purse? Yes. Should I use her credit cards? Sure."
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RE: Which crime is best for me?
"Rape...arson...murder...rape"

"You said rape twice."

"I like rape"
10-25-2014 11:17 PM
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RE: Which crime is best for me?
"Ohhhh, kinky"

Nice Saddles reference. Most don't remember that one.
10-25-2014 11:19 PM
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(10-25-2014 11:19 PM)DesertBronco Wrote:  "Ohhhh, kinky"

Nice Saddles reference. Most don't remember that one.

A movie that probably wouldn't even get made today. But hilarious.

"Hey! What's that you got in your mouth there?"

"Nuffim"

"Nuffim aye??"
10-25-2014 11:21 PM
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Well, like most great humor back then, Pryor had a big hand in Saddles.
10-25-2014 11:23 PM
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RE: Which crime is best for me?
(10-25-2014 11:23 PM)DesertBronco Wrote:  Well, like most great humor back then, Pryor had a big hand in Saddles.

04-cheers

Annnd it's about that time of year to watch some Young Frankenstein.
10-26-2014 08:00 AM
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